Float Away

A term used by parents to tell their children not to drink a lot of fluid before going to bed, so they don't piss themselves in their sleep

Remember Billy, don't drink all that juice before bed, you'll float away if you do

by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018

Coke Float

The act of snorting the milk out of a lactating hookers titty who is high on crack.

"Daddy whats a Coke Float"? " Its how I meet your mother son. And also I aint your daddy".

by MeDazed420 April 24, 2016

Floater

A person with more than one label; a style/label mixer; ect.

*EXAMPLE*

I am: Goth, Emo, Sk8er, Gamer, Punk, and Gangsta, so instead of saying all that, i call myself a Floater

by SystemRulez December 3, 2006

turd floater

a very heavy rain in Gladewater Tx. that causes septic tanks to fill up and dookie to flow out

Jim Bob: Man, it came a turd floater last night. So don't wrestle in the backyard.

Joe Jack: Good idea, we'll wrestle in the front. Between the engine block and the washing machine.

by janitorman1981 March 10, 2010

floated

To be throw out an airlock, Typically in a vacuum in space.

Astronaut 1 : Damn did you hear?

Astronaut 2 : What?

Astronaut 1 : Dave's dumbass forgot to hook up he's tether so he got floated

Astronaut 2 : Really? How the hell does a guy like that even get a job up here anyways?

by sinsforeal June 10, 2016

Floating Larry

Day old poop that you discover the next morning, or the next week.

You know when you're on the phone with some company and you really have to go so you poop and don't want to be so rude that you flush the toilet, so you leave it for the time being and the next morning you roll into the bathroom and look down. That's a floating larry.

by Train montage April 17, 2009

floatilla

NOUN

ORIGIN: CAROLINA COASTLINE

DEFINITION: A large group of boats, of various sizes, tied together in a row.

BEST WHEN ANCHORED! Using mulitiple achonors is highly suggested! Allows for easy travel from boat to boat...and PASSING BEERS!

Most commonly seen at large social gatherings on the water, such as: REGATTAs, Forth of JULY, etc.

UNWRITTEN RULE!: One does NOT need to know the owner of the boat of which they are traveling over to reach their desired destination!

Lauren: We are almost in the creek!
KJ: Can I tie INTO your floatilla?
Lauren: Sure! HURRY UP! Gotta beer over here waiting on YA!
KJ: SWEEEEEEEEEET!

by KJ Kearney August 10, 2006