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NOUN

ORIGIN: CAROLINA COASTLINE

DEFINITION: A large group of boats, of various sizes, tied together in a row.

BEST WHEN ANCHORED! Using mulitiple achonors is highly suggested! Allows for easy travel from boat to boat...and PASSING BEERS!

Most commonly seen at large social gatherings on the water, such as: REGATTAs, Forth of JULY, etc.

UNWRITTEN RULE!: One does NOT need to know the owner of the boat of which they are traveling over to reach their desired destination!

Lauren: We are almost in the creek!
KJ: Can I tie INTO your floatilla?
Lauren: Sure! HURRY UP! Gotta beer over here waiting on YA!
KJ: SWEEEEEEEEEET!

floatilla by KJ Kearney August 10, 2006

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Fatillac

The cart on which an obese, or fat person rides in a store such as Walmart, therefore adding to their obesity and removing the availability of the cart for someone who really needs it. A play on "Cadillac".

Bro, did you see that fat ass riding a fatillac? Now that poor old lady has to walk through the store with a walker.

Fatillac by Maximillian Aloysius Reider II April 24, 2016

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douchebag flotilla

A fleet of canoes piloted by drunk, tattooed, shirtless, sunburned and partying douchebags (or douche bags) that floats slowly downriver with the current. Often contains pontoons constructed of 2 or more canoes and a platform placed atop the canoes on which the douches can drink, dance, grill, fire squirt guns, simulate sexual acts, play with dogs and/or heckle others who are trying to enjoy a natural body of water.

The Saco River in New Hampshire and Maine was choking on douchebag flotillas last weekend!

douchebag flotilla by zornimal December 15, 2008

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flowzilla

a lyrical genius with amazing instrumetal beats

Tech N9ne is a legendary flowzilla!

flowzilla by Kay 9 February 21, 2011

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Fatillac

A motorized scooter used to propel fat people along smooth surfaces. They typically feature electric motors, and a storage basket so the fat people can use their flab-paddle arms to shove food items into it. They have rechargeable car batteries because they need a lot of power to move such heavy, fat asses.

"Hey Doc, get a load of that fat fuck riding their fucking Fatillac in the grocery isle."

Fatillac by WillyWart April 23, 2013

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Flotzilla

Flotzilla is a "monster" created by the band Flotsam And Jetsam. Flotzilla is supposed to kick devil's ass (and doin' it on the first album cover Doomsday For The Deceiver). It was invented to protect the band from "satanic cult" accusations.

Thrasher 1: Jesus man i can see the devil goin' out of my closet!!!
Thrasher 2: Do not worry dude, flotzilla is here!

Flotzilla by gorky_park March 16, 2010

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Fratillac

A vehicle, preferably a Cadillac driven by one who is in a college fraternity.

FratBoy1: Dude, I'm so pissed i left my polo and boat shoes in the Fratillac!!!
FratBoy2: Shoot bro, I'm so sorry.

Fratillac by markifresh June 8, 2010

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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