floatilla 

NOUN

ORIGIN: CAROLINA COASTLINE

DEFINITION: A large group of boats, of various sizes, tied together in a row.

BEST WHEN ANCHORED! Using mulitiple achonors is highly suggested! Allows for easy travel from boat to boat...and PASSING BEERS!

Most commonly seen at large social gatherings on the water, such as: REGATTAs, Forth of JULY, etc.

UNWRITTEN RULE!: One does NOT need to know the owner of the boat of which they are traveling over to reach their desired destination!

Lauren: We are almost in the creek!
KJ: Can I tie INTO your floatilla?
Lauren: Sure! HURRY UP! Gotta beer over here waiting on YA!
KJ: SWEEEEEEEEEET!

floatilla by KJ Kearney August 10, 2006

Fatillac 

The cart on which an obese, or fat person rides in a store such as Walmart, therefore adding to their obesity and removing the availability of the cart for someone who really needs it. A play on "Cadillac".

Bro, did you see that fat ass riding a fatillac? Now that poor old lady has to walk through the store with a walker.

Fatillac by Maximillian Aloysius Reider II April 24, 2016

douchebag flotilla 

A fleet of canoes piloted by drunk, tattooed, shirtless, sunburned and partying douchebags (or douche bags) that floats slowly downriver with the current. Often contains pontoons constructed of 2 or more canoes and a platform placed atop the canoes on which the douches can drink, dance, grill, fire squirt guns, simulate sexual acts, play with dogs and/or heckle others who are trying to enjoy a natural body of water.

The Saco River in New Hampshire and Maine was choking on douchebag flotillas last weekend!

douchebag flotilla by zornimal December 15, 2008

flowzilla 

a lyrical genius with amazing instrumetal beats

Tech N9ne is a legendary flowzilla!

flowzilla by Kay 9 February 21, 2011

Fatillac 

A motorized scooter used to propel fat people along smooth surfaces. They typically feature electric motors, and a storage basket so the fat people can use their flab-paddle arms to shove food items into it. They have rechargeable car batteries because they need a lot of power to move such heavy, fat asses.

"Hey Doc, get a load of that fat fuck riding their fucking Fatillac in the grocery isle."

Fatillac by WillyWart April 23, 2013

Flotzilla

Flotzilla is a "monster" created by the band Flotsam And Jetsam. Flotzilla is supposed to kick devil's ass (and doin' it on the first album cover Doomsday For The Deceiver). It was invented to protect the band from "satanic cult" accusations.

Thrasher 1: Jesus man i can see the devil goin' out of my closet!!!
Thrasher 2: Do not worry dude, flotzilla is here!

Flotzilla by gorky_park March 16, 2010

Fratillac 

A vehicle, preferably a Cadillac driven by one who is in a college fraternity.

FratBoy1: Dude, I'm so pissed i left my polo and boat shoes in the Fratillac!!!
FratBoy2: Shoot bro, I'm so sorry.

Fratillac by markifresh June 8, 2010