The No Fap Tap

The no fap tap is when a female touches a male on the shoulder with one finger and then the male looses the ability to fap aka. what little dick they had falls off henceforth stopping any fapping for the rest of the day

Don’t make me use The No Fap Tap

by Not cool October 5, 2019

Gun Fap

When an emo kid faps so furiously they shoot bullets.
And each time they fap it makes a gun clicking sound.

Boy 1 - "Steve was fapping so hard I heard bullets"
Boy 2 - "He must have been gun fapping!"

by Styrafoam October 18, 2011

No Fap February

A month where you participate not fap in this month.

You may not fap in No Fap February.

by carlito :) February 16, 2021

I'd fap to that

When you feel the urge to (fap) masturbate to a very hot thing, Preferably a naked female.

"Dude, did you see that girl? I'd fap to that!"
"Yo! Look at that ass! I'd fap to that!"

by Fapperton September 13, 2009

Fap Vigorously

The best response to any "walk in, see this, what do?" thread. results in instant lulz. it means to jack off vigorously.

-Walk in, see this, what do? (picture of spider infestation on ceiling)

- FAP VIGOROUSLY

by KJ771 November 7, 2009

fap viewing

(v) Reading or posting on a forum aproximately 15-30 minutes after announceing you are going to bed. It can therefore be assumed that you fapped before hitting the hay.

WTF is Harry doing viewing Genmay? Didn't he say he was say he was going to bed awhile ago? He must be fap viewing....again.

by skiplar September 7, 2005

fap apnea

The inability to fall asleep without masturbating.

Evan: Dude, I just couldn't fall asleep last night.
Bryan: Did you try masturbating?
Evan: No......

(Next Day)

Evan: It worked! I slept like a rock!
Bryan: Yeah, you just have fap apnea.

by Nik-uh-ris M. August 2, 2011