fap food

Pornography and other sexually appealing images, people or things that inspire one to fap.

The booth babes at E3 are the best fap food!

by uihero May 6, 2009

fap attack

A sudden desire to masturbate.

"Dude after seeing your sister last night, I had a fap attack."

"Thinking of your mom gives me a fap attack."

by Deathkiryuu February 29, 2012

fap dance

a lap dance done by a dude, in most cases, a drunk dude dared to do so.

person 1: Dude, what happened last night.

person 2: You and Jim got epic drunk last night, one thing lead to another and you got a topless fap dance by Jim.

by McGoogan Houzen August 24, 2011

fap free february

fap free february would be the same as no fap february or fap forfeit february where you can't bust a nut for the whole month of february.

Enrico: Hey Jonathan are you participating in fap free february?
Jonathan: nah mah dud, i won't be able to do it if there is no masturbation march right after it. you know? i need to touch my pickle sometimes. for medical purposes. oBviOusLy.

by dimitri yellowboi November 11, 2018

Fap Master

Fap Master is someone who find good fap materials for other people based on what do they like.

Fap Master can you find something i can fap to tonight

by Hikki9 July 30, 2016

fap nap

1. Telling your roommate you are going to take a nap, but then going in and jerking off instead.

D: Man I'm so tired right now, I gotta take a nap. <Closes door>

Q (roommate): Bull shit man I know you are just going to take a fap nap.

D: No dude I'm really tired fuck you!

by THE COUNTRY BUTCHER February 16, 2010

Fap trapped

What happens when you're enjoying a nice fap to what you believe is a chick, but turns out to be a chick with a dick, resulting in a feeling of disgust and remorse.

Billy was enjoying some exotic Brazilian porn before he realized he had just been fap trapped about 3 minutes in.

by irehbC December 15, 2011