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Lovely Faces 

A person's face that is appealing to look at.
Wow.. Olivia over there really has a lovely face.

Jordan and Ali are two girls that do not have lovely faces!

a-fake-tionate

It's a play on the word “affectionate.” Which explains that the affections are not sincere.

Used in Childish Gambino's song "Heartbeat".
"are you cheating on me? Because lately our relationship has been all a-fake-tionate shit, it doesn't feel real"
a-fake-tionate by ayo12345 April 8, 2015

Blump Fake 

A blumpkin where the person responsible for pooping doesn't actually poop.
Did you just do a blump fake? You've gotta be kidding me, Seth. All I wanted for Mother's Day was to give you a blumpkin. The least you could have done was farted!

NATIONAL FAKE ASS FRIENDS DAY 

The day you put out all the mother fuckin TEA and expose all the WEAK ASS BITCHES you hate
“You said it’s National Fake Ass Friends Day?” *pulls out paper , taps on mic and clears throat*

GIANNA YOU A FAKE ASS HOE”

free smiley faces

fucking masterpieces of art. unfortunately, free-smiley(-faces).de is dead, so conservation efforts are ongoing. Consider checking out r/freesmiley for some good free smiley faces.
free smiley faces.de was a great website. It's sad to see it gone.

52 fake out 

to say you will do something with someone and when the time comes to do that certain activity the person backs out on you.
man, greg said he was gonna go to the movies with me but when i asked him he said he couldn't. its the third time this week he has pulled the 52 fake out.
52 fake out by ashlee1 November 8, 2007