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Excuse Cloud

To give a reason against something which isn't the actual reason one is against it.
An example of excuse clouding is easily seen in terms of a fictitious conversation:

Jack: "Want to go to the movies?"

Jill: "I don't have any money." (When in reality she just doesn't want to go see that movie).

Jack: "I'll pay for you."

Jill: Some other argument other than just saying she doesn't want to see that movie.
by creideiki333 November 12, 2011
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excuses.txt

In some competitive online games (such as Quake III), used to be a snarky remark addressed to opponents who would keep coming up with explanations as to why they lost a round, insinuating that the explanation provided was just a made-up excuse picked from an imaginary text file filled with random excuses (i.e. `excuses.txt`).

Ultimately, some players turned this proverbial `excuses.txt`into reality by implementing a script that would automatically pick a random line from such a file on disk, and send it to their opponent as a chat message whenever the player was fragged in the game.
(A loses, B wins the round.)

A: No fair, my mouse ran off the pad!
B: Yeah, sure... excuses.txt.
by AduAsz April 9, 2017
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excrushitating

When you have a bad stomach and whilst having a shit it feels like you are being stabbed because of the excrushitating pain.
Dude i had such a bad stomach last night it was excrushitating.
by Annhialation13 April 19, 2017
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Excusearella

Someone who is constantly making up excuses for everything.
Guy 1: "Man, every time I invite Amy over something always comes up."
Guy 2: "That bitch is such an excusearella. You really need to find a new chick."
by Diablo050189 April 21, 2018
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Excuse

logic that leads to doing less work that you know you should be doing for superior moral reasons anyway
Example:
"I dont want to work today because I have neckpain"

Ok, you should probably still do it and fix your neckpain later as best as you can.

What is not a valid excuse? This is where the 'moral' bit comes into play.
Technically the old definition would call this an excuse too:
"I dont want to kill those 15 starving children because I dont like killing".

But a real excuse in my humble opinion is an excuse only when you duck out of doing something that would be the *right* thing to do - something you should be doing for a higher purpose.
by Hali1256 April 2, 2018
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Excuse me!

A word said by the legend himself, JIMIN FROM THE MOST POPULAR GROUP BTS
Jimin: h-hey how much is dis
JUNGKOOK: Nono Excuse me!-
Jimin: EXCUSE ME OH HEY YEAH COME ON
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excuseplanation

When explaining what happened turns into why it's not your fault.
I would have been to work on time if it wasn't for that ridiculously long train, and that's my excuseplanation!
by BKLvly May 8, 2018
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