Empty Bladder Paradox

When your bladder is empty until you are in a situation where you cannot use the restroom at which point your bladder is so full you have to urinate worse than you ever have. Also applies to getting comfortable in bed.

Didn't have to pee until I got a mile down the road and the empty bladder paradox hit me and I felt like I was gonna pee my pants.

Got hit with the empty bladder paradox as soon as I got comfortable in bed.

by Insanity_dark August 26, 2013

emily matthews

A weird loser who has no friends. Is obsessed with stupid bands that make terrible music. Deserves to step on Lego because of how stupid she is. Is obsessed with freaks in eye liner

Who's that weirdo listening to Freaks in eye liner must be an emily Matthews

by Chazzawesome March 27, 2015

emily katherine baker

The best friend you could ever ask for. She is gorgeous, funny, kind, and amazing. She is the most kind hearted person you could ever be lucky enough to meet. She is popular, intelligent and loved by many. She will be the best possible friend you could ever ask for, and more. She will stay by your side through your toughest of times,and be present in your happiest memories. If you are lucky enough to meet her, make sure you stay by her side, cause it is the best place in the universe to be xx warning:she is my best friend so don't go trying to steal my stinky xx.

Emily Katherine baker is my best friend

by Smellyxx November 11, 2015

emilyah

A very sweet loving caring gir. When she doesn't get her way she will beg you. When you feel sad she will confer you.they put others before there self. There funny creative and smart. She is very shy and not very loud around people she knows very. She is very beautiful,every boy thinks she is hot.she is very athletic.very few people have the name emilyah.she does not think of you on your outside but only on you r in side. She does kind mad but fo gives quickly.she is the most honest person you will meat, she will tell you exactly how you feel when your close.never loose a someone named emilyah you will regret it.

Hey emilyah why are you so shy.

by Handleit good and welland done December 23, 2017

Emily

Emily is a sexy girl who is dating a sweet boy the love snuggling and all the boys fall for her. She has swimmer muscles and loves to hang out with her boyfriend they snuggling on the couch. She is very athletic and loves and Evan

Girl 1: omg is that an Evan

Girl 2: it is and that hot bitch I bet is an Emily what a cute couple

by emily920 May 2, 2018

empty word

A word that either:

A) Has no real meaning, or
B) Wouldn’t be used for whatever reason.

Person A: I put my name on Urban Dictionary!
Person B: Why would you do that?
Person A: Because I want to.
Person B: Leave empty words out of the dictionary.

by ChameleonDragon June 1, 2018

EMPTY NET

Used when you score a goal. Can be used whether or not there are defenders in the goal. Often used in hockey, soccer, and Rocket League.
Can be used multiple times a game and in conjucture with EMPTY FOOKIN NET.
Usually used to intimidate and rub your goal scoring prowess in the opponents face.

*scores a goal*
You: EMPTY NET

by SeamedShark June 3, 2018