Used when you score a goal. Can be used whether or not there are defenders in the goal. Often used in hockey, soccer, and Rocket League.
Can be used multiple times a game and in conjucture with EMPTY FOOKIN NET.
Usually used to intimidate and rub your goal scoring prowess in the opponents face.
Can be used multiple times a game and in conjucture with EMPTY FOOKIN NET.
Usually used to intimidate and rub your goal scoring prowess in the opponents face.
by SeamedShark May 8, 2018
This debilitating syndrome is caused when ones child/children suddenly cease to play hockey. It is almost exclusively experienced by people of Canadian descent. Symptoms can include inexplicable weeping, excessive consumption of poutine, and in unusually severe cases, visits to the local hockey rink in an attempt to socialize with the hockey crowd.
by Jafeica September 21, 2015
Preceding to hook up with a significant other whilst this individual is extremely incapacitated, therefore surrendering the last line of defense.
After Liz was out on the town with her girlfriends, Rob went over to her house planning on scoring on an empty net.
by austin277490 October 6, 2008
The act of having sex with a girl for the sole reason of adding to your career total or to break a slump in your current sexual activity.
Paul: Did you pull any ladies last night from the club?
Simms: Yeah took one home. Not much of a looker. Needed an empty net goal to get my confidence back.
Or..
Simms: Yeah I potted an empty net goal. My season totals were looking sad this year and I need to pad the stats.
Simms: Yeah took one home. Not much of a looker. Needed an empty net goal to get my confidence back.
Or..
Simms: Yeah I potted an empty net goal. My season totals were looking sad this year and I need to pad the stats.
by Paastastic7 June 13, 2013
When your friends that are normally online to help you chat your way through your work day decide to go on vacation or get jobs where they can't be online anymore. Similar to empty nest, you feel very alone!
Chrisy: I'm going to New York for the week.
Kim: Oh i got a new job. I start today, so I wont be online anymore during work hours.
Jen: Screw you guys, I'm going to have a serious case of Empty Net Syndrome. :-(
Kim: Oh i got a new job. I start today, so I wont be online anymore during work hours.
Jen: Screw you guys, I'm going to have a serious case of Empty Net Syndrome. :-(
by jenbertoni March 19, 2009
When the net is empty, or full, and you manage to score a goal in soccer, hockey, or Rocket League.
Usually to mock the opposing team and intimidate.
Can be used multiple times.
Usually to mock the opposing team and intimidate.
Can be used multiple times.
by SeamedShark May 8, 2018
The end result of taking a dump. What happens after you Pull The Goalie. When you no longer have any fecal matter in your bowels.
by carguy311 July 29, 2018