Horse-Cock Ego

Someone who will never accept that they are in the wrong and boast about how they are better than everyone else when given the opportunity. They tend to never shut the fuck up in general and usually have no proof to prove they're better than someone at anything, their blood pressure triples the minute someone says they're not good at something and their breathing rate becomes so fast they can't get words out of their mouth fast enough to debate which leads to them growling like a pansexual genderfluid furry. People with Horse-Cock Egos have usually had mental trauma from their childhood.

Jim: Hey Jack i'm good at Minecraft PVP, want to play Skywars duos?

Jack: Sure br-

Alex: Shut the fuuuuuuuuuck up i'm so much better than both of you i'd shit on both of you i'm a top 10 player in ranked (account deleted though).

Jack: Well what do we have here? Alex's Horse-Cock Ego just couldn't fucking resist.

Alex: I'm gonna fuckin looooooose it.

by ShlongusWongus May 5, 2021

Ego Trader

Ego-Trader
noun (n)

A person who's actual portfolio balance is significantly less than what they say they have. They commonly make big calls for plays and don't follow through with them or only put in a tiny amount. The reason that they trade is to make others respect them and gain attention.

"Damn, the DC nigga is an Ego Trader. He only has a 200$ portfolio, yet he still larps all day."

by uberlooks June 11, 2022

Ego height

Your "Ego height" is the height you tell people but isn't your real height.
For men, it's typically taller than their actual height (they add around 1-2 inches); for women, it's normally shorter than their actual height (they subtract around 1-2 inches).

Arin is 5'10" and she tells people that she is 5'8".

Therefore her "ego height" is: 5'8"

by ToasterTissue September 2, 2022

ego baby

A child born only for the parents to raise it to be famous or a money-maker

“Oh, you see Sarah? She’s an ego baby, poor thing. If only she could be allowed to do what she wanted with her life instead of being forced to become a doctor or lawyer. What a shame.”

by Star~ September 4, 2022

Dick Ego

Dick ego is basically a term/label for fragile masculinity that doesn't help anyone including the man himself. It is often associated with masculinity that hinders emotional vulnerability with anyone including bros, and openness to experiences that are non-normative, unconventional, and maybe considered accepted behavior for a man.

A: Hey. Looking really hot today, man! Love the look.

B: Ayo stop with this gay shit. Thanks though.

A: Hahahah time to cut your dick ego down to size, man! Chill!

B:What do you mean?
A: I mean, it's okay to compliment each other as men.

B: Hmmm, I guess so? Alright, thanks then. *hugs*

by meh007 September 25, 2022

ego fluffing

to play up someone's ego i.e. to make them feel good about themselves for something not worth praising.

Like a porn fluffer but for one's ego. Often done by women to men.

Zach, a grown-ass man: wipes the kitchen bench once.

Issy: "OMG Zach! You didn't have to do that, you're so helpful and amazing! You're a really good flatmate."

Issy is ego fluffing Zach.

by egofluffer1000 October 5, 2022

Ego

Short form for the word "egocentric", meaning "self-centered".

Basically selfish, focus on him/herself rather than the benefits of whole community.

Thought that he/she is the most talented and on top of everyone.

A: Yo, look at this IT Manager. He's so Ego that even marked himself as the most talented.

B: Fuck it. He only knows how to send emails to order his teammates and play politics.

A: Wait, does he belong to the team? He didn't offer help to his teammates.

B. Ahhh, dammit.

by KittyKT October 5, 2022