A pair of round or oval objects, usually found in the colon, that cause irritable behavior. Bitch eggs have been found to infect male and female colons alike.
by assamajackin' February 10, 2009
Get the bitch eggsmug. by YaBoiFelix December 28, 2018
Get the Egg-xactlymug. Fucking hell, whys daves kid black, he's an albino? Dunno but by the looks of his mam I think the bairns a cuckoo's egg
by GAV October 22, 2003
Get the CUCKOO'S EGGmug. by hyperdiaper August 12, 2009
Get the Fried Eggsmug. Kinder eggs are the most fabulous hollow chocolate eggs, painted white inside which taste divine. The eggs contain toys which may be difficult to construct if the openers have low IQ's. They are soon to be delivered by a Hampstead based chocolate delivery company to aid distressed women at unsociable hours.
by laurita May 24, 2006
Get the Kinder eggmug. An egg laid by jewish women to produce offspring. These eggs are rather large and will hatch quickly, so should promptly be smashed. Only video known video evidence recorded durring a "Running of the Jew" in Kazakhstan.
by Keifer Sterner December 8, 2006
Get the jew eggmug. Chocolate egg made by Fererro that could be compared to a Happy Meal except for the fact that it's small, made out of chocolate and doesn't taste like shit. The toys inside are mildly entertaining if you are under 9 years old, but the plastic container can be filled with water/sand/similar substance, and thrown at people - hopefully exploding at impact.
by quas August 25, 2005
Get the Kinder eggmug.