drunk amy 

Drunk Amy is a thing of beauty and the only the entertainment you’ll ever need on a Saturday night. Dedicated single mom by day, hilarious shit show of drunken debauchery on biweekly weekend nights. Three drinks in and she’s using Fuck like a comma, falling down while white knuckling her chicken strips and cursing at ex boyfriends to go fuck themselves! 🖕🏼The Waffle House is where you’ll usually find her after a long night of hard drinking shenanigans with her besties. She’s funny AF and will have you rolling watching her drinking coffee out of lipstick stained coffee cups while her besties grope her symmetrically perfect breast’s in awe of their perfection. Amy is oblivious to the attention because she’s too busy stuffing her face with waffles and telling customers to go fuck themselves. Hmph! 🖕🏼

Drunk Amy is my favorite!

drunk amy by Inkedmomof2 September 25, 2017

Drunk History of Fall Out Boy 

It’s summer of 2001; Joe meets Patrick and he’s like “Yo, I know about music.”
And Patrick’s like “Yo, I know more about music.”
"That’s impossible! Do you wanna start a band?”
And Patrick’s like, “…Yeah… That’s cool.”
And then he’s like “Yo, this is a book store, it's not a music store!”

And then they met at Patrick’s house. And Patrick’s wearing shorts and socks and a hat. Patrick is playin’ drums for some fuckin’ reason! And Pete’s there for some reason! They start playin’ music together. And they're like “Oh, let’s play some fuckin’ covers from some other bands!” It was like, Green Day and fuckin’ Misfits and fuckin’ Ramones!
Pete said to Joe, “Yo, we gotta change this shit up! Yo, we’ve played all these bands; let’s play shit from Fall Out Boy.”
And so Pete and Patrick are like “Yo, that’s dope. But we need a fuckin’ drummer!” Because Patrick’s playin’ drums and he’s a singer!
Patrick's like “Yo! I got a soul voice!”
And they're like “Wait, how do you have a soul voice?”
And he’s like “Yo, watch this: Yeah!”
And they’re like “Oh my god! That sounds like soul!” So they put it in the song and it was like “WHERE IS YOUR BOY TONIGHT!”

l: Yo have you seen A Drunk History Of Fall Out Boy?
a: ooh yeah. It's so funnyyy

Drunk History of Fall Out Boy by LNC1990. March 5, 2019

Drunk Juilet 

Lets just say she fucked romeo

OMFG SHE FUCKED ROMEO GOD DAMN DRUNK JUILET

Drunk Juilet by Imabigfatassmotherfuckinhoe October 1, 2019

"Drunk" Moi 

Honestly, i have absolutely no fucking idea. This gives indescribable confusion, i feel drunk looking at it. Am i drunk?

Caspian: "The gc might get "drunk" moi.
Emily: "what."

"Drunk" Moi by M O I S T September 11, 2021

drunk ollie 

The mightiest of gods graces the world with his presence when ollie is drunk. The confidence and swagger of this man is unpresented.

that dude is being a real drunk ollie

drunk ollie by BlobFisssshy May 1, 2022

drunk nuts 

When your so drunk that you go nuts!

If that girl drinks any more she will be drunk nuts! Or She drank so much she went drunk nuts on her boyfriend and took a baseball bat to his car!

drunk nuts by DamonLeviAsh September 5, 2022

drunk driving

an extremely entertaining sport/recreational activity that can unfortunately have negative legal and/or physical consequences.

So what do you feel like doing tonight, actually going drunk driving or just watching it on TV?

drunk driving by Nick D September 23, 2003