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Cumbrian Taxi Driver

to "Go off like a Cumbrian Taxi Driver" is another way of saying "to Go apeshit"

The phrase originates from the 2010 case where taxi driver Derrik Bird went on a murderous rampage through Cumbria, killing twelve innocent people and injuring a further eleven. Apparently, the cause for his psychotic behaviour was a relatively minor annoyance - caused by drivers taking fares from the wrong end of the taxi lane.

Typically speaking, "going off like a Cumbrian taxi driver" is to overreact to a relatively minor annoyance, normally with extreme anger.
Hey, man... I said I'm sorry.... No need to go off like a Cumbrian Taxi Driver!
by Levitus June 19, 2010
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diverse

I hateful and racist term drawn up by people of color which most often glorifies the absence of white people in a specific community or orgnization. It refers to the lack of white popluation as some sort of redeeming quality. Mostly it is used in the context of making a place "more diverse", literally meaning replacing or kicking out white people. Also often mentioned is "keeping a place diverse " which means keeping the white people out of an area or organization, or denying them leadership roles. The word diverse is a word glorifying the absence of white presence or white influence (especially white male influence) in a community, corporation, or organization.
I was the only white employee in an all black organization. They got rid of me in order to make the company more diverse.
by poyfectpecker May 6, 2019
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drives like my ass

A person who makes WIDE, unsignaled turns.
That guy in front of me drives like my ass.
by Bambi September 24, 2004
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Diversity Overload

Similar to an electrical overload, but with diversity.
Mike: I'm getting a Diversity Overload with all of this diversity talk on TV and at work...
Jen: Check out my new "Kente" scarf.
Mike: Are you fucking kidding me right now?
by geekmalone June 19, 2020
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driverdelrey

one of the best ldr tiktok pages ☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️
1: uno who driverdelrey is?
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by bussydelreyfan August 24, 2021
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grandma driver

hands at 10 & two on the steering wheel and hunched over to see out the windshield
Chris Craig is a grandma driver when he goes on roadtrips
by dictionarious December 18, 2008
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Cabinated Driver

Combination of Cab driver and designated driver. Used when designated driver is too drunk to hold such responsibilities.
Jim: Yo dude you good to drive.
Fred: No I'm fucking trashed. We need to call a Cabinated Driver.
by Jake Hugo January 23, 2009
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