mutually assured destruction

'Mutually Assured' meaning both candidates are assured.

Jack 'n' Jill we mutually assured that i have a gigantic penis!

by Jack Tha Rippa September 3, 2003

weapons of mass destruction

What the US Armed Forces went into Iraq looking for thinking that somehow they were going to diffuse a problem. The fact of the matter is that they just dont get that there will always be struggles in that part of the world because it dates back to Jesus times.

"Some peoples way of thinking is a weapon of mass destruction."

by This Guy November 22, 2003

distractionary

The effects or process of something being a distraction; (distractionary). Reasons for being complacent.

The people are not paying attention to what is going on around them, and some say the blame can be placed on TV's "distractionary" entertainment for this complacency.

by Joe-SendinK9 October 14, 2012

distractionist

a person who distracts from the original post, subject

ticket buyers are distractionists to telling the truth about captivity

by CEwing November 5, 2015

distractional

To describe the positive distractions in our life. Examples are our cars, lifestyles, media channels, smartphones and TECH.

Awesome hoverboard! Very distractional.

by www.distractional.com April 23, 2016

distractionism

Process of being distracted while yet still being sexy as hell.

Hey Maria your distractionism got the best of me the other day.. because your sexy as hell.

by Mac_007 December 7, 2020

Distractionship

A romantic relationship, often short in nature, engaged in by one or both parties as a means of distracting one from ones own life content be that the positive or negative aspects, for example their goals, or success, or issues, or problems, or projects etc.

As a distraction to the individuals personal life, it is often short lived and half-arsed, lacking the drive and attention needed to sustain a meaningful relationship.

"Hey Edward hows things been going? Gotten up to much since I saw you last?"

"Well I just finished a distractionship last month that I was in to avoid working on my novel because I'm afraid of my own success. Other than that, not much."

by _Eager_ August 12, 2024