dippygooper

Dippygooper is what a man has after ignoring the fact that his female has a blopsy.

Aww dude, my I didn't notice my girlfriend had a blopsy, and now I got a dippygooper. It itches.

by Asharintoth April 2, 2011

Disphoning

Removing someone from your phone contacts

After Joe sent me the eighth text letting me know that he had left me a voice mail I decided the best course of action was disphoning him.

by seeyoutayter June 12, 2011

Dispinterested

when someone in the room pretends to care what you are saying but is really just surfing pinterest.

Sally was nodding her head when I mentioned that the room was on fire, but she was obviously dispinterested.

by VREXPAPA1 October 31, 2011

dispersuasive

When trying to persuade someone with an argument, you use such a terrible argument that it persuades the listener/reader towards the opposite view.

Saying that gay marriage is bad because marriage is for making babies is dispersuasive.

by ViciousGlamazon September 20, 2012

Dispation

A state of stress in which extreme distress and anticipation are combined to produce a state of emotional train-wreckage and memory loss solely for the information being tested. Prolonged dispation causes periods of anterograde amnesia. May also be linked to post-exam blackout drinking.

They didn't print enough copies of the exam? This dispation is killing me - I won't even remember how to write my name by the time I get a test!

by so.hashtastic May 30, 2013

Dispensable

To describe a bitch that SHALL BE CHUCKED OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW AFTER SEX others do not have concern for this type of person due to their obsessiveness, sluttiness, annoyances and lack of standards. Also describes someone unable to apply Chapstick..

"Do you know that girl Kelsey..?She's fucking dispensable. Only good for hooking up and fucking then after that it's bye bye!

"Did you hook up with that girl last night?" "Come on dude shes fucking dispensable. Every time I see her shes always all over another dude in the same night, no ones cares for a slut like that."

by Cedahhhh January 23, 2014

Dispazzled

A feeling of mental disorientation causing poor attention to task in hand also causing a feeling of mild dispair.

Working on a project that is being hindered by random thoughts and mental muttering. Results in very poor quality work in which would render you a spaz in the eyes of your peers, causing the feeling of being dispazzled

by Jackoslavia March 2, 2014