Polscher’s disease

When your dick grows on your hip and your balls are on your feet. Also your toes are inverted.

Jesus Michael, I didn’t know you had polscher’s disease. Let me jerk your hip off and fondle your inverted feet.

by JP’s krip February 13, 2021

Pogginsin’s disease

One who has contracted Pogginsin’s disease, they will lose the ability to throw. Winning will be the only thing they know, and when attempting to throw, they will be met with a supreme sense of poggins.

Pogginsin’s disease - terminal disease caused by prolonged pogging

Yooo I tested positive for Pogginsin’s this morning bro, how am I going to throw my Overwatch placements????

by Crongulator February 27, 2021

Exackary disease

A disease when your face looks like your buttocks.

Catherine: I don’t feel too good

Miranda: You probably have exackary disease

by swaggmaster69 March 8, 2021

ufo disease

When you run out of UFO/alien stories to tell, you simply just make up new ones. ~ Kerry Cassidy’s ex husband.

Darn I need to keep my YouTube career going or I won’t get paid. I’ve run out of stories to tell about ufo’s, so I have to make some up! Hope no one sees that I’m suffering from UFO disease

by Fly Boy 48 April 1, 2021

Pilgrims disease

When a person of ethnic descent contracts a severe illness from another person who is white just like when the early pilgrims who hung out with the Native Americans and spread illnesses to them.

I was hanging out with my friend who was sick and now I feel sick to! I feel ike I got that pilgrims disease!

by Captain-A-Train April 29, 2021

diseased dorito

Diseased dorito is a alternative word for: unusual and/or weird.
(The opposite of vaccinated cheeto)

"Bruh, you be looking like a fuckin' diseased dorito."-your homie

"Bruh, you be acting like a fuckin' diseased dorito."-Sugonees

by PepsiCHEESE May 9, 2021

peekersons disease

Applies to players in video games that peek any angle or corner without the ability to back it up with aim

Peekersons disease can evolve over time by playing fps games such as, but also not limited to; CS:GO, Valorant and Call of Duty. It's a common disease among lower ranked gameplay, where people have a false confidence in their own abilities.

Signs of having peekersons disease include, but also not limited to:
- Long reaction time
- Ego
- Stubbornness
- Being Norwegian
- Bad crosshair placement

- Screaming in Swedish
- Complaining at teammates

"Why does this guy die all the time man?"
"Don't worry about him, he's got peekersons disease"

"Can you stop peeking, so you don't die?"
"I'll kill him this time, I promise I don't have peekersons disease"

by wheelguy February 23, 2022