avocado cracker ding dong

The avocado cracker dong is a level five sex move, so assume you have consent. For this move you are going to need a fairly attractive a peeled avocado a one saltine cracker and of course youre penis.

first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth

then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. Immediately after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.

yo im so horny but i wanna fuck in a creative way

well say no more i just saw a tut on how to do the avocado cracker ding dong.

by JOHN INTERNET GOOD November 8, 2023

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Make like Rama Lama Ding Dong and Ditch the place

To evacuate or scram as quickly as possible, same meaning as To Make like Pig Latin and Amscray .

Comes from the song, "Rama Lama Ding Dong" by the Edsels, as well as the term "Ding Dong Ditch".

So, are you going to make like Rama Lama Ding Dong and Ditch the place, or am I gonna have to clobber you?

by GallopingSausage April 24, 2025

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Don’t go slopping off your ding dong

Slang phase for advising people not to have too much sex.

Jack said, “ have fun tonight but don’t go slopping off your ding dong!”

by Lizzy Bet August 6, 2023

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go play ping pong with your ding dong

male masturbation. linda said it in a bob’s burgers episode.

Linda: “Oh, go play ping pong with your ding dong!”

by sincitywasntmadeforme March 3, 2024

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Dilly-ding Dilly-dong

It's a relatively new expression that means something big and fun is going to happen slowly but surely. It's an updated version of Badabing Badaboom which basically stands for something something accomplished. It's mostly used in "Party" situations.

A close synonym in slang is "Damn Straight"

Adrien: tonight we are gonna party good!

Kamal: Dilly-ding Dilly-dong !

by Kamelo1991 May 25, 2016