dildonasaurus

a friend acting like a giant dildo

dude everything sucks this sucks you suck.stop being a dildonasaurus

by Isiaiah October 25, 2007

Dildard

A combination of "Dildo" and "Retard"

"I can't believe how drunk Phil was last night, he was acting like a total dildard" also "Billy shit his pants again last night, he is dildarded.

by TheHalfBlazedOne June 18, 2011

dildie

dil-DIE noun
a plural for dildo

A whole box of dildie spilled on the conveyer belt.

Why order one dildo when you can get a case of dildie for the same price?

dildi dildoes

by Kevin Cooksey June 29, 2011

Dildoscopy

The act of being bent over and plundered by a large glass dildo, allowing the contents of ones rectum to be easily viewed.

Good evening Mr Wang, (Gok of course) are you ready for your dildoscopy this evening?

by TheFuckIsaPseudonym October 13, 2011

Dildosmith

A professional crafter of handmade dildo-erotic sex toys

I went to the dildosmith on main street for my 9" dildo.

by Factman2290 December 18, 2011

Dildonicus

A monster dildo. More often used to refer to a person who has just done something unbelievably stupid, usually in an attempt to gain a Darwin Award.

Watching a video of someone bungee jumping without a cord: "Look at that Dildonicus go!"

by Dot Wrong December 16, 2011

dildophobic

Dildophobic dil-do-fo-bik, adj., a condition whereby one exhibits an aversion to any phallus-shaped sex toy designed for insertion into the vagina or anus. Characteristically afflicting sexually insecure males, but has been known to occur in sexually repressed women as well.

See vibraphobic.

She had to hide her dildos from her dildophobic boyfriend or he would throw them in the garbage due to insecurity about his small penis.

by Holepuncher October 13, 2012