Diesel-powered thunderdouche

A big, loud, brash, All-Amurican douche. A beer-swilling, V8 Hemi of a douche.

He's not just a tool; he's a tool shed.

He's Home Depot.

HE'S TIM FUCKING ALLEN.

Obnoxious, drunk, stupid and always wearing the tell-tale rainbow shades and camo.

What happened to you last night?

We went and partied in a fucking cornfield with a bunch retarded hicks, and there was this one fat diesel-powered thunderdouche who kept trying to fight people when he was blackout drunk!

Holy shit, let's never party with inbred mouthbreathers again!

Agreed!

by leftshoe January 10, 2014

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Dirty Diesel Pump

The Dirty Diesel Pump is the Dirtiest of them all. It consists of a man and a woman. The woman sits down on our face and you gently massage her clit with your tounge and as she is having an orgasm and spews her juices all down your lips she farts excessively right down your nostrils.

Hey douge, Yea Johny, I just got a dirty diesel pump, Man that's sick. Was it the same hooker from before. NO it was that other hefer down on main st.

by Barnshoeduck November 24, 2007

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Now your sucking diesel

An Irish saying meaning that everything is alrite now!

"Here big lad did ya get that car going?"

"Aye I did!"

"Now your sucking Diesel!!"

by Hen D August 16, 2006

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Diesel-smack...biatch!

the act of putting the diesel smack on someone when they are out of line or just plain annoying; Originating from midwestern foundation, from Reitzel descent.

"Teehee, I'm on varsity!"
"Oh yeah...dieselsmack...biatch!"

by Cha Cha Scalliwag December 10, 2004

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