Dickless Terd

A) (noun) a person who knows no method of small talk or even normal conversation besides whining about problems that aren't really problems.

B) a person who makes friends but doesn't claim them.

C) someone who thinks not having a prom date is what "getting hurt" means.

D) Someone who explains why he agrees with you.

E) Someone who hates efficiency.

Will stop being a dickless terd or i'll rape you into a coma.

by da boss of da bawss April 27, 2009

Dickasauras

The pole of a dude that is particularly well endowed.

Damn-it Becky, didn't you see that guys enormous dickasauras!

by EasthampMA February 5, 2010

dicklash

verb. - to whip one's dick on someone's face, usually leaving a mark.

noun. - the mark left on one's face after being whipped with a dick.

verb -

Johnny: I can't wait to dicklash her in Gold Class.

noun -

Connie: I'd so love to get a dick whipped in my face!
Johnny: It may leave a mark though...
Connie: Oh yeah, there's nothing worse than dicklash.

by honeydewtea March 28, 2010

Dickle popper

When a woman tells other about a mans small penis as a dickle is a small penis.

Thanks to that dickle popper I'll never get another date.

by fluffernut July 8, 2010

Dicklever

1) Adj. The act of making an incredibly dick statement, but also one that is incredibly clever.

2) Noun. A lever made of dicks

Dude, Hillary is such a fat mound of shit.

Yeah, that"s why they call her HILL

Harsh, bro! That was dicklever!

by bigbadmeanie23456 October 21, 2010

dickasol

a person who constitutes traits of being both a dick and an asshole

John-"Hey Mike, I don't think i can take you home after dinner."

Mike-"You dickasol!"

John-"Sorry, I just forgot about you..."

by chillguy6969 February 23, 2011

dickletyzed

A woman who becomes religious because a man she's into is a Jesus junky.

Jackie used to be a hoochie mamma, but Joey totally dickletyzed her, now she goes to church, reads a bible, and has a rosary hanging on her bed, where the handcuffs used to be.

by drbillyg May 17, 2011