Band-dangler

When someone gives you a shred of hope when in actuality there is none i.e. when the band-aid is dangling on the last, most painful hair and needs to be ripped off. Can be used as a noun or adjective.

She's band-dangling the shit out of me. I wish the band-dangler would just rip it off and get it over with.

by NAGEM1234 February 18, 2015

Loaded Dangler

The feeling of a piece of poop shooting out of your intestines and into your rectum.

My turd was so big that I had a Loaded Dangler.

by FreshDangler April 6, 2016

Over-dongled

When an electronic device, like a laptop or cell phone, has so many cords and attachments that it becomes awkward and cumbersome.

Tyler's laptop was so over-dongled that he could not get it back in it's case and his friends called it the octopus.

by Drew sister September 20, 2016

Doodle dangler

The term for someone who lost their virginity to a prostitute

Dude James is a doodle dangler !
No way !

by Lukasio March 3, 2017

No Dangles

The explicit statement of disgust after someone leaves you dangling

Grayson shouted “No Dangles” after Josh’s poor shot left much to be desired

by Lomeana May 29, 2018

Clam dangler

A succulent pair of fleshy flaps extending downward from a woman's vaginal area.

Man, did you see those clam danglers on that pole dancer? I wanted to get those swinging and flapping, doggy style.

by MaxMillllion August 27, 2019

Pussy Dangler

Noun: An individual possessed of a vagina who flirts heavily & initiates physical contact only to ultimately refuse oral sex or intercourse.

Vince: Man, Shavonyay & me been cribbin for two months & she won't put out.

Jefrotay: Fuck her. She a pussy dangler.

by Manic Decree January 1, 2020