Australian Monkey Cream

The act of putting a turd in each of your armpits and squishing them down.
I ran out of deodorant so I used some Australian Monkey Cream.
by FreshDangler December 28, 2015
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California Salad Bar

The place where you buy your weed.
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Loaded Dangler

The feeling of a piece of poop shooting out of your intestines and into your rectum.
My turd was so big that I had a Loaded Dangler.
by FreshDangler December 28, 2015
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