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Definitions by FreshDangler

Australian Monkey Cream 

The act of putting a turd in each of your armpits and squishing them down.
I ran out of deodorant so I used some Australian Monkey Cream.

Loaded Dangler 

The feeling of a piece of poop shooting out of your intestines and into your rectum.
My turd was so big that I had a Loaded Dangler.
Loaded Dangler by FreshDangler April 6, 2016

California Salad Bar 

The place where you buy your weed.