Definitions by FreshDangler

Australian Monkey Cream 

The act of putting a turd in each of your armpits and squishing them down.

I ran out of deodorant so I used some Australian Monkey Cream.

Australian Monkey Cream by FreshDangler April 6, 2016

Loaded Dangler 

The feeling of a piece of poop shooting out of your intestines and into your rectum.

My turd was so big that I had a Loaded Dangler.

Loaded Dangler by FreshDangler April 6, 2016

California Salad Bar 

The place where you buy your weed.

Got some good kush from the California Salad Bar.

California Salad Bar by FreshDangler April 6, 2016