Group of Guys go out drinking
Guy #1- Who is the designated driver
No one answers
Guy #1- Who is the least fucked up
Guy # 2- *Giggles like a little girl*
Guy # 3- *Goes to sleep on curb*
Guy # 4 - " Can we get some food
-Guy Number 1 was the designated driver all along
Guy #1- Who is the designated driver
No one answers
Guy #1- Who is the least fucked up
Guy # 2- *Giggles like a little girl*
Guy # 3- *Goes to sleep on curb*
Guy # 4 - " Can we get some food
-Guy Number 1 was the designated driver all along
by Mr. NuGg May 13, 2018
Get the Designated Drivermug. If you drive a BMW X3 and have a horrible country playlist, and your name happens to be Kenna... then you’re most likely a bad driver... sorry to break it to you.. but hey get a bike and you will never have to pay for gas again. And lives won’t be in danger!
by tatermif January 1, 2021
Get the Bad drivermug. one who causes multiple accidents on the road and ends up fucking everyone else trying to get to their destinations
Jay: WTF is going on here!!!
Ted: freakin' Slut driver!! runnin into people.. backin the roads up and fucking everybody!!!
Ted: freakin' Slut driver!! runnin into people.. backin the roads up and fucking everybody!!!
by Jay2kay June 19, 2010
Get the slut drivermug. Pump Drivers: predominantly female drivers who "camp" out in the passing lane then lose track of what they are doing, letting their foot off the gas a little causing a decrease in speed by 5-10 mph. If these pumpers see you trying to pass they realize they let off the gas a little too much and speed up making it difficult to pass, they often like to hover next to another vehicle making passing impossible on smaller highways. If you manage to get in front of said driver they speed up and pass you as if you offended them in some manner magically finding the accelerator as they whip past you 5-15 over the speed limit. After successfully getting back in front of you only 1-2 miles later being in the same predicament as before causing the victim of their stupidity anger and frustration. If you experienced this or a situation like this congratulations you just met the "pump driver" or pumper for short.
by BecauseBacon March 3, 2014
Get the pump drivermug. A person who:
1. Goes faster when the light turns yellow
2. Is not afraid to honk at dipshit drivers on the road
3. Never goes under 5 miles above the speed limit
4. Has the uncontrollable urge to pass slow drivers in front of them
5. Really really hates traffic
6. Is always on the left most lane
1. Goes faster when the light turns yellow
2. Is not afraid to honk at dipshit drivers on the road
3. Never goes under 5 miles above the speed limit
4. Has the uncontrollable urge to pass slow drivers in front of them
5. Really really hates traffic
6. Is always on the left most lane
*example of aggressive driver*
dipshit: (goes 5 miles under the speed limit)
Me: GO FASTER YOU CUNT!
dipshit: (goes even slower)
Me: Fuck this (illegally passes dipshit and flips him off)
dipshit: (goes 5 miles under the speed limit)
Me: GO FASTER YOU CUNT!
dipshit: (goes even slower)
Me: Fuck this (illegally passes dipshit and flips him off)
by Dubiks May 13, 2019
Get the Aggressive drivermug. Those life-saving nerds.
I was too drunk to drive, so it's a good thing Poindexter was around to give my sorry ass a lift home.
by Maximus December 21, 2004
Get the Designated drivermug. Those with cash, style and girls.
Hated on by drivers of corsas, saxos, peugeots,astras, fiestas,mondeos, micras and all the other shite on the roads.
Jealous people generalise BMW drivers as they want what they will never get HAHA unlucky!
People say 'they are all company cars' haha ur a hater!
Beeemmmmer Baaaaby!!! Woooooo!
Hated on by drivers of corsas, saxos, peugeots,astras, fiestas,mondeos, micras and all the other shite on the roads.
Jealous people generalise BMW drivers as they want what they will never get HAHA unlucky!
People say 'they are all company cars' haha ur a hater!
Beeemmmmer Baaaaby!!! Woooooo!
by Beeeema Baaaby yeeaah July 4, 2010
Get the BMW drivermug.