cumburgler

Similar to a "turdburgler" (e.g. Ted Cruz), the "cumburgler" engages in a sneaky theft of one's vital essence. The secondary meaning is more literal, involving the theft of plastic containers from fertility clinics for the purpose of illicit breeding.

"I feel so drained from being around Maria. She's such a cumburgler!"

by RandyBob May 19, 2021

cumerinthebumer

cum in da bum and run

i pulled cumerinthebumer than ran

by dickydec November 25, 2021

Camberwell Carrot

A giant joint Danny invented in Camberwell, made up of 12 papers and the most powerful grass in the Western Hemisphere. It tends to make you very high.

Danny: The joint I am about to roll requires a craftsman and can utilize up to twelve skins. It is called a Camberwell carrot.
Marwood: It's impossible to use 12 papers on one joint.

Danny: It's impossible to roll a Camberwell carrot with anything less.
Withnail: Who says it's a Camberwell carrot?
Danny: I do. I invented it in Camberwell...and it's shaped like a carrot.

by Desmond Wolfe December 29, 2021

cumbur

Cumbur, a person who is usually known for having a r34 obsession. The name coming from wilbur and cum, these two combined together equals Cumbur. They’re a questionable person but they’re also okay
Cumbur is the bff of Mel and Lilly , they never fail to make me sad 😤

Mel: CUMBUR HAS RULE 34 OF THIS CHARACTER
ALREADY IM GONNA CRY
Lilly: Rad dud

by Ted.Org May 1, 2022

Cumbrella

Keeps cum out of your eyes

Do you have your cumbrella on?

by anonymous July 23, 2022

Cumderful

Like cumtastic it’s is used when something is even more wonderful that it would be an understatement to call it that

Discovered this word from me and bestie aris.confetti when texting

Person 1: You look very cumderful today!!
Person 2: Thanks!!

by Arisfavkid July 27, 2022

cumbrap

the act of farting after someone has just cum inside your asshole.

Guy 1: What's taking so long in the bathroom?

Guy 2: I just cumbrapped on the wall, give me a second to clean it up

by Gungus Hungus August 10, 2022