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Australian Crickets

an especailly bad case of crabs
I heard you got the australian crickets from that turbo slut.
by cadmonkey June 23, 2004
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mud cricket

A male who wears shorts, cowboy boots, and will perform cunnilingus on anyone with a lifted vehicle. Often found rolling around in a mud hole or getting railed in the woods. Listens to country music and claims he's not a sex worker but gets bounced around friend groups like a hacky sack.
Did you hear Cynthia and Jessica both had their way with Aaron last weekend at the tailgate? He's such a mud cricket, always getting banged by any woman with a lifted vehicle.
by iloveboredwalk.com May 16, 2018
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cricket master

by frog April 11, 2003
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shitty cricket

1. an inexpensive, unreliable, disposable cigarette lighter.

2. a dirty sex move where one rubs their legs together...and takes a shit.
Meghan:"man, i just have this shitty cricket lighter"

Kevin: "the shitty cricket? that sounds like a dirty sex move where you rub your legs together..."

Tim: "and take a shit!"
by Miley Cyrus is the Shit July 27, 2010
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crickets

a breaker move like the turtle except you bounce back and fourth from hand to hand instead of just lifting and shifting.
a cricket is alot harder then the turtle
by blazed December 15, 2004
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cricket

A code name whites use to talk about blacks and blacks have no idea that whites are referring to them
"Lets leave man, too many fuckin crickets in this bar"

"Fuckin dumb ass crickets always tryin to fuck all the hot white girls"
by hotmammi October 11, 2006
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Sabre Tooth Crotch Crickets

Fuzzy little crickets that bite hard leaving bumps and zits in the crotch region of men and women.
These animals are transmitted from dirty women while having intercourse. If a male is bitten it is because they jump off the female, bite the male and then jump back on to the females pubic hair region.
For females to rid of these, they must shave their pubic region completely.
OUCH! I think I was bitten by Sabre Tooth Crotch Crickets!
by SILENT311 May 12, 2009
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