CoolStonks

Got like a 9 incher bro lmao 😳😳

It’s so big, he’s got a coolstonks!

by stonksandthekiss April 16, 2022

colton s.

A middle school drug dealer does weeb crack, and meth smart good at math and will be the best dictator hires Arabs to bomb schools

defenishion colton s. is my favorite drug dealer

by Colton S. friend April 21, 2022

Colton

Colton is an absolute fucking menace. His massive sized penis scares even gods of the creation they have made. He plays golf on Sundays, lifts 500LB weights daily, eats bolts for breakfasts, and gets a new girlfriend every fucking day. Colton should not be messed with because he will fuck you up using his massive biceps.

Oh my god Colton just looked at me so hot.

by Ryuichee April 26, 2022

Colton

Uncultured dipwad.
Annoying.
Thinks he’s cool.
Based.

More than likely has a mullet.

eeeeew that kid is so Colton.

by Bill sucks May 3, 2022

Colton

Is a man who is usually very retarded. He is short and looks like a dog.. He is the MOST ANNOYING person you know.

is that Colton..
ya.. better get away

by Ssoundcraz May 7, 2022

Colton

A sexy boy with a large cock. He loves brown haired girls, but thinks hes better than everyone. Tbh, he is, because of his long, masculine penis.

Wow, you have a colton in your pants!

by 12StepKid May 10, 2022

Colton

Colton’s are one of the greatest people you will ever date and know if a Colton seems why it will probably mean he likes you. And if you knows he likes you than you should make a move if you like him he will open his heart to you once he knows your the one for him

Colton is a perfect boyfriend

by Guywhohasknownsomegirls May 15, 2022