colonel rubens

A crudely organized commando raid, often orchestrated by honorably discharged veterans.

Willie: I was down drinking in Jason's basement and noticed that his dad has a shitload of printers and copiers just lying around.

Joey: Lets get some of my 'Nam buddies together, organize a Colonel Rubens, and then spend the money we make on strippers.

by Kernel Klink August 25, 2006

coloneled

When a girl or guy sucks their finger and sticks it in your penis hole.

I got coloneled off a girl last night, it bloody hurt but it felt so good.

by Arran Greenwood May 10, 2008

colonel sanders

leaving your cum above a womans lip and on her chin giving her the appearance of the fine colonel

boy your grandma really looked like colonel sanders when i finished with her last night

by lazylay76 May 27, 2012

Colonel Crawford

a school full of dumb bitches and cunts and all of the teachers suck ass. the guys are gross and perverted and can’t get any so they probably jerk off in the bathrooms.

friend: “aye bro where do you go to school?”
me: “Colonel Crawford.”
friend: “damn that’s tuff.”

by mcdaddy124 February 22, 2019

the colonel

The Greatest Guy EVER from Weebl and Bob.

Hello there, colonel.

by Dr M March 29, 2004

The colonel

One who owns everyone in a certain room, psychologically:

- a man walks into a maths classroom, strikes fear in the students, and then proceeds to teach them one the most relaxed martial arts, tai chi.

by Danny The Damaja December 21, 2004

Colonels

A shitty baseball team

the Colonels went 2 and 11 this year.

by 50 cent f50 April 6, 2003