Colin

Was the first man to have cholesterol and diabetes due to being fat. Also can eat for 10 people and has approximately 20 meals a day. Some might compare him to a whale but that’s too generous. More like the mass of the sun. By default he has a wagon tho so I’d smash. 6/10

Me: yo you heard about the sinkhole in El Monte?

Some nerd: yeah dude
Me: I heard it was because one of Colin’s ass cheeks caved into the earth

by Itsjustbanter69 May 3, 2019

Colin McCormick

A rare, exotic type of oceanic sea otter. He's also a b****

oof, now we have to execute the Colin McCormick for is interference in the 2016 election.

by ttv. bounzl April 2, 2019

colin pickard

One of the sweetest guys in the world. If you meet one of them, keep them close. He'll make you smile when your sad, and once you see him, you can't stop thinking about him. He usually has brown hair and brown eyes. Never lose them.

Girl: Omg did you see Colin Pickard? He's so cute!

Girl #2: Ikr! Any girl is lucky to be with him!

by ittybittymonkey65 October 25, 2019

Colin

Someone who has never once lost in 8ball.

Colin is good at 8ball

by Colin8ball May 16, 2020

Colin Laws

The coolest uncle boss ever. He likes to buy his awesome workers (steph, Liam and meg) a lot of Costa and food. Can be a bit weird at times but aren’t we all.

He’s the Above and Above and Beyond cult leader

Dickhead 1: Have you heard of Colin Laws?
Dickhead 2: Yeah, he’s my uncle boss that buys me costa
Dickhead 1: Dude that’s so cool!

by The Weirdo Potato July 3, 2020

colib fox

Colib fox, better know as a gay ass fox, is an Indonesian Twitter user who is homosexual and likes to be with his friends

Colib fox defined
Yo, did you saw Colib's last tweet? It was hilarious and stupid!

by Colib July 11, 2020

colin-power

A general lack to do anything you can usually do, or the feeling of weakness

I couldn’t do quad back today because I had colin-power!

by jakemurphyisthedupiestnigga October 11, 2020