cockblock

its anything u want it to be really
an insult, exclamation of surprise..whatever

u stuipd fuckin cockblock!

by maumau and yearno November 10, 2003

Cockblock

A man who farms chickens for a living

I am so hungry I could just go buy some chickens from the cockblock down the street.

by Elsaraness October 30, 2011

Cockrocker

To fuck while playing Guitar, an act popularized by the band Afghan Banana Stand.

Screw Guitar Hero, lets play Cockrocker!

by Vondervoff August 18, 2008

cock blocker

my mom. missy hartzog

P1: i was trying to get my freak on with some chick but my mom cock blocked and stopped my game.

P2: man whata bitch. your mom needs to be euthanized. she is such a cock blocker!

P1: word! agreed!

by ihatemymom September 16, 2010

walking cockblock

Typically a female, but can be a gay male too. One whos a total prude, and refuses to do any sexual thing with a guy, "blocking his cock."

"Thats her man, shes the one that i begged and begged for the last week, and still ain't got shyt outta!"

by The walking naughty!! July 22, 2005

cockblockerpico

A bird named Pico that your significant other loves to snuggle with especially at night. Usually until the partner falls asleep.

My lovers bird is such a cockblocker. Dude what’s her name Pico? Ha ha cockblockerpico gets more action than you.

by Lisarn005 September 11, 2023

cockblockers

The type of people who do everything to invalidate every move you make on someone you are attracted to or in love with just because they c couldn't do it themselves. So, according to their crab-bucket logic, if they can't do it, neither you can.

Person A: Bro, I can't wait to meet her on this date.
Person B: My guy, she is way out of your league.
Person C: Cockblockers being like:

by TheKamikazeMonkeys May 28, 2024