choking clams

Pulling on your penis while it is soft. Verb

Hey fella did you get any action or did you end up choking clams

by Assedo123 June 12, 2017

Juulius Caesar

A commonly used pun involving "Juul" and "Julius Caesar". Many dishonest people will try to tell you that they invented this pun, but alas, it is so easy to formulate that no one can get credit for coming up with it. However, this pun is clever for juul engravings, juul nicknames, and group chat names.

Dude 1: Yo Dude 2, do u have Juulius Caesar?

Dude 3 (Random Kid in Hallway): Yoooo, I came up with that , How do you know that??

Dude 1 and Dude 2 (in unison): Bitch, Please

by Osama bin Fuckin May 24, 2018

Clash of Clams

When two lesbians are arraged where their vaginas are rubbing together.

These two chicks got naked and had a clash of clams on my bed.

by MissAD April 12, 2019

Clash of clans

The best game ever made. 你為什麼要翻譯這個？ 但是部落衝突勝過你的生命！ 在你的屁股上 raided your village

Person 1: Damn this game "Clash of clans" is so good
Person 2: yeah bettet than your life

by Ben... Ben dover April 25, 2022

Cães Piratas

Só para dizer que HELDER NÃO LEVA ACENTO CARAÇAS!

O Helder é o grande mano do mundo.

O Helder é humano do mundo.

O Helder não é Cão Pirata!

by Poeta_Assassino July 26, 2004

Wet Caesar

When a girl sucks a guys dick and the guy pisses in her mouth

Wet Caesar it's the mother fuckin pleaser just swallow it's hollow everyone will follow.

by T Long (The worst rapper in the game) May 23, 2003

clades

Wolverine's blade claws from the X-Men.

"They're blades."
"They're claws."
"They're blades."
"They're claws."
"No, they're clades!!!"

by Nurse Pineapple August 25, 2005