authentic Chinese man

A guy who’s good at maths and is purely Chinese.

Furthermore, this person should be at least decent at online competitive games.

Only an authentic Chinese man can judge if a Chinese man is authentic or not.

Wow that guy got super high in the maths challenge, I bet he’s an authentic Chinese man

by Jewish_Nibba January 10, 2020

Sneaky Chinese Finger Link

When two people are fucking someone they don’t want anyone to know about.

Me and my bf invited our Sneaky Chinese Finger Link over last night.

by Bearcock April 13, 2022

Chink eyes

A tell tale sign that someone is high. It's what happens to your eyes when you are high on dope and try not to laugh... your eyes sometimes resemble those of asians (or the derogatory word chink) --> Therefore the word chink eyes is born.

Q: Damn did Mitch just come to class high??
A: I am not sure....oh ya he is. He's got them chink eyes.

by 1q2w3e4r5t6y7u July 10, 2009

ghetto Chinese

Food from an urban Chinese takeout.

Characterized by fast, cheap, and sometimes good Chinese food. In dangerous parts, there may be inch thick plexiglass barricades separating kitchen and diner, with a turnstyle for exchanging food and money.

Properly pronounced: get'O Chi-nee; e.g., Chi-nee foo.

I'm sort of broke, and pretty hungry - I think I'll go to Lam's and pick up some ghetto Chinese.

by specialmonkey August 19, 2006

Chinese Spongebob

Online video that depicts a "what-if" situation in the Spongebob Squarepants universe if Bikini Bottom happened to be situated in the People's Republic of China.

Here is a link to said video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxymwN7nYQQ

Man 1: Yo, you watch any good youtube vids recently?

Man 2: Yeah, I saw Chinese Spongebob.

Man 1: I've seen that one before too! Hirarious rubber dog poop! Good stuff...

by T-Dawg of the Funk March 18, 2009

chinese fire extinguisher

The act of taking a shit in a women's face, setting it on fire, then ejaculating on it to extinguish the flame.

Nick would have died if he didn't give himself a Chinese fire extinguisher.

by Rustypecker7 June 9, 2014

Fysh n chicks

an all girl dance crew on "America's Best Dance Crew: season 1." They are the Top 5 crew in America being eliminated against Break Sk8.

girl: "Did you watch ABDC last night?"
boy: "Yeah, Fysh n Chicks killed it. Taeko was smoking!"

by Timmy gwapogi March 31, 2008