chede

when the head of ur dick is 99% of ur dick's weight

Hooker:drop ur pants
Dude: okay!
Hooker:omfg u have a fuckin chede!

by ohsnapepicpwnage June 14, 2009

man cheddar

Synonym for the word "penis". Often used humorously and in a sarcastic manner.

Kevin slapped his man cheddar around in an effort to arouse himself, but quickly realized that this was his ninth time masturbating in one day and went to go cry in his little corner at the pathetic life he lived as a chronic masturbater.

Bob's odd bulge that Tedd noticed in PE class turned out to be his ridiculously large man cheddar.

lolomfg u sed "man chedar" lol liek taht iz so moar funier tahn "penis"!1!!!nine-eleven!1!!!

by who iz Diseeze March 12, 2008

chedda

1. Cash, often procured through suspect means.

2. Cheese.

"I got the sickest vendetta, when it comes to the chedda" 50 cent.

by slammer September 21, 2006

Cheddar

Slang term for Marijuana near the Pennsylvania and Ohio border.

Somebody go buy the Cheddar for the party tonight.
Roll that Cheddar up.

by bigronniloc June 13, 2009

Cheddar Apple

A large cheesey bell-end

Valery wasn't going down on Peter till he washed his cock, she didn't like the taste of cheddar apples.

by Wall33 March 4, 2004

Sharp Cheddar

The act of huffing a fart to become aroused.

Brown sure did like that sharp cheddar his woman gave him last night.

by Sharp cheddar February 15, 2009

Cheddarphile

Term used to describe a person who loves cheese just a bit too much.

"Dude why is your fridge full of cheese?"
"Because I'm a mother f*****g cheddarphile!"

by Kel2oo5 September 3, 2011