Cheap Skimper

A general term used to describe the person at fault when an immediate gratification is not delivered according to plan.

A cheap skimper is the parent who wouldn't buy you a new toy, the week before Christmas (when you were 7). A cheap skimper is the co-worker who orders lunch with you; knows the food will be delivered and refuses to tip.

Me: "My fries aren't in the bag! I do NOT feel like going back there..."

You: "That cheap skimper!"

by CheapSkimper June 4, 2011

stacking jeeps cheap

Fucking another man in the back of a jeep

"Man I was stacking jeeps cheap Last night"

by Supermlgguy420 September 20, 2021

Cheap & Steezy Cheesecake

The act of grating the smegma from underneath a male appendage’s foreskin and dusting it on a cheesecake.

I went to the Cheesecake Factory and ordered a Cheap & Steezy Cheesecake. Shit was bussin’.

by Bootyholetickler69 May 28, 2023

Cheap ass

A cheap ass is when you want to borrow money, you ask the lender to pay you to borrow the money.

My cheap ass fee to borrow your money is 10%

by Cheap ass Pam February 13, 2022

Stephanesian Cheap Date

The bewildering and paradoxical experience when your fetching date impresses you with his/her sophisticated choice and knowledge of one thing, but then astounds you with a diametrically opposite lack of taste and knowledge in something else - often related to first.

Jennifer: "Hey Gerrard, how was that date you went on last night?"
Gerrard: "Urgh...it was the ultimate Stephanesian Cheap Date. She knew the difference between Argentine and French Malbec, but wanted it with Big Mac from the drive-through!"

by Tangerine Peel August 26, 2018

dirt cheap meat

It's meat that's dirt cheap. But it's meat.

I'm gonna call my store, "Dirt Cheap Meat."

by ljak November 23, 2021

Cheap head

A person that can and may believe something they hear, wether stature. Takes enlightenment and belief into it.

Man that boy a cheap head, thinking he has it all figured out now

by Cheap head January 26, 2018