custard shuffler

Act of regular shuffling of ones spunk into neat order from ones fingers after a solo or assisted wank

He was known to be an avid custard shuffler and would often wear gloves in public.

by Dame Esme O'Ring October 3, 2022

Custard Nottingham

A Nottingham Pudding covered in Custard, shorthand for Custard Nottingham Pudding

Gary: "Neva guess wot I did mate"
Alan: "Wot"
Gary: "Got a Notting'um Puddin' from the bekehrehy down the roaud and put sum custard in it, med me a custard nottinh'um (Custard Nottingham)"
Alan: "Fackin helllll lad"

by xX_Sedan_Xx May 15, 2023

castarlic sandwich

castarlic sandwich is a piece of garlic bread in between two cassava chips to create a flavour extravaganza.

i had a castarlic sandwich for lunch today it was scrumpdiddillyuptious.

by anonymous September 3, 2023

Custard Mustard

The name of a Tiddlytubby that is yellow and a superstar.

Custard Mustard is a superstar!!!!!!!!!!

by SahaibP March 9, 2024

Custard Party

Another term for an “orgy” with the custard being the semen, and the party being on everyone

Person 1: Damn, how good was that custard party last night?
Person 2: Tell me about it, I got custard creamed on so hard!

by custardlovr March 26, 2024

Custard Cream

The sexual act pouring custard down a significant others arsehole or vagina then proceeding to drink the mixture of vaginal juice or shit and custard

Person 1: yo. What did u do last night
Person 2: jus Custard Creamed my sister

by Buttfucker43 March 27, 2024

Cagtard

Cagtard is a term used to describe a person (usually in Roblox mil-sim RPing communities) that is way too obsessed with military accuracy and are a general annoyance to every fucking person.

Nerd: UHMMM AKSHUALLY THAT IS THE WRONG HELMET, THE USA SPECIAL FORCES DONT USE THAT!!!!
Normal person: What a fucking cagtard.

by pleasedonotthe June 25, 2024