Crusty carpet

A carpet that has gathered so much dust that it has fossilised and become crust.

That carpet is such a crusty carpet! Clean it!

by BeefyToeFandom November 17, 2018

Carpet-Banned

the banning of many accounts all at once on a server or site

oh shit discord just carpet-banned that entire server. every account is banned

by assaultpencil May 10, 2022

Carpet banging

What a crackhead does when the run out of crack. Searching for a piece of crack that you're positive fell onto the carpet at some point during your crack binge.

"You seen pookie?"
"Yeah man that fool was carpet banging though so i ain't tryin to fuck with him."

by RPC3 September 13, 2019

walk the carpet

The phrase in Las Vegas when a escort hooker goes out to freelance or get a client from within the casino. Usually at what of the casino bars.

Mercedes, Lexus, and I are going to walk the carpet down at Bellagio tonight. There is lot of John's throwing money around.

by Vegas P May 31, 2017

Repainting the Carpet

Euphemism for period.

Valentine's day is ruined, I will be repainting the carpet on the 14th.

by Sleepless Author March 3, 2015

Shampoo the carpet

Shampoo the carpet: Ejaculating on a hairy vagina.

I want to hook up with a chick who has with last a ‘70s bush and I “shampoo the carpet”!

by UncleMikeOnWheels November 6, 2020

carpet slut

when you dog aggressively rubs it’s tiddies all over the carpet

Archie stop being such a carpet slut!

by thankiest thanker November 19, 2021