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Grandma's Carpet

A (usually flavored) joint made from blunt roaches.
"That taste funny what strain is that"

"Oh its just some Grandma's Carpet, it's a hybrid."
by Soup420 November 4, 2020
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vomit carpet

a pool of sick that is substantial enough to resemble a patch of carpet
Don't go over there, I just laid a vomit carpet
by C . Smith June 27, 2008
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carpet candy

A woman that is found attractive to lesbians (and men).
Damn girl, you some fine carpet candy!!
by smokinsena June 30, 2016
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Shit carpet

A carpet upon which one or more individuals shits.
You remember that guy named Johnsy? What a total shit carpet.
by UptownToodeloo February 16, 2020
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carpet cleaner

when you eat a girl out who has a nice patch of carpet downstairs
yeah, that girl did not shave at all... I turned into a carpet cleaner last night
by Karab okama December 12, 2020
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pizza carpet

Usually found in bachelor houses or the rooms of teenagers. It is when a box(es) of pizza are on the floor usually empty but sometimes containing a piece that was not finished.
Girl- Glad i could come over.
Boy- yeah, here is my room.
Girl- EW! you have a pizza carpet. Bye!
by aGamer... November 20, 2013
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Smokey Carpet

The act of giving or receiving oral sex from a person who has undergone a tracheodomy (aka the smoker's hole).
Melissa gave me a smokey carpet for 3 hours. Thank God she had that surgery or else she would have choked!
by Harold Chastington III Esq. November 13, 2011
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