Cape May Carver

A sandwich of unknown origin, comprised of dry off brand white bread encompassing an Obnoxious slab of baloney or baloney related product i. e. Spam or Spam Knock Off. This Sandwich contains no condiments and has been seen in baggies in Cape May since the Reagan Administration.

I’d rather eat a Wet Asshole than a Dry ass Cape May Carver!

by PannyRipper May 22, 2024

Vape Cape

Blowing a vape cloud against someone’s back.

Hey, turn around and I’ll give you a vape cape! *hit vape and blows a giant cloud against my friend’s back*

by NekoNyko November 15, 2021

Cape Walrus

Derrogatory word to a black person.

That nigga ran like a damn cape walrus.

by Kornelius October 19, 2008

cape job

As a hairstylist or barber you preform fellatio under the cape .

Amy gave Nick a cape job when he came in for a haircut .

by Bigandbouncy April 11, 2025

mikey capes

better than a henry green

mikey capes is better than henry green

by III MC III December 11, 2011

Lower Cape Truckie

JobTown resides a little farther away from the bridge; but can hang with the saltiest of city jakes

-“Wow!! whos that hero on top of that new ladder truck saving everyone??”

-That’s McShera, aka the “Lower Cape Truckie”

by JobJuiceJunkie December 21, 2022

shit caping

The act of pooping up one's own back, sometimes all the way up the neck, as a deterrent to predators. Much like a skunk, it is a defense mechanism, ensuring the survival of "caper". Most commonly seen with infants and young teenagers.

Person 1: I hear you got mugged last night.
Person 2: Yeah, almost. But I shit caped and managed to get away.
Person 1: Thank god for shit caping.

by capedcrusader March 30, 2012