callumsexual

To be attracted or sexually attracted to a man with the name of Callum.

I am callumsexual

by Kaiuraa July 6, 2020

doing calculus homework

A clean way of saying "masturbating". Normally people will leave the invoker alone, because calculus demands concentration, creating the ultimate situation of aloneness.

Dude, go the hell away, I'm doing calculus homework.

by taylurrrrr December 15, 2008

National give Callum £50 day

On October 11th it is national give Callum £50 day and u should give £50 to me cause my name is Callum

Hey have u heard of national give Callum £50 day

by Callum barr October 3, 2020

black hole of calcutta

a dark place

Somebody put on a light, its like the black hole of Calcutta in 'ere

by mesh606 March 8, 2004

Calculus

The greatest thing on the entire planet!

Calculus is better than sex.

by Peter C Keizer October 2, 2005

callum raping

is a guy that like to rape his friends that are girls and is a super crazy! with a tiny penis

"omg stop callum raping me please" .

by asian+polish February 27, 2010

Callum

Has monster cock usually ranges from 14-18 inches coming out of his vagina. apparently is a asshole just for being alive (refer to Paige definition for detail) has a man period about every 4 months when he just doesn't want to put up with anyone's shit. likes ass more than tits but will accept the payment of either. is just here to fuck up Paige's day.

"Paige Fucking hell Callum can you just go kill yourself like just fuck off"
"Callum ok I fucking will then just fuck off"

by ThiccNibba;) October 10, 2019