aerobic commuter

One who applies the basic principles of aerobic commuting and thus enjoys his or her commute.

My daily commute has become my favorite time of the day since I read "The Aerobic Commuter".

by TheAerobicCommuter1 November 8, 2010

School Computer

Either school issued laptops or the computers found in the library and computer labs.

Characteristics of a school computer:

-Trash hardware

-SHIT processor and graphics card, inability to run any games. Even something as simple as Minecraft or Roblox wouldn't start, forget about running anything decent.

-Inability to run even anything, even opening up Microsoft Word might crash the computer.

-Grainy 480p monitor from the 70's

-Extremely strict and unnecessary parental controls. Nearly every site will be blocked even the ones such as YouTube and Agar.io. The parental controls are the only thing on the computer that even works

-A pain in the ass and a bad time. You're better off buying a $500 computer yourself

Person 1: This school computer is trash, It can't even open Minecraft
Person 2: Yeah, let's just save for a real computer.

by TheExtremeEvoker December 24, 2018

Computer

The machine that allows you to create anything you want... But virtually... (That means you'll never have it)

Look at this gorgeous womanon the screen ... How "flat" is she !!!

by LodLuT November 5, 2003

computer

A machine which calculates data and performs commands given to it by a person who uses it.

Computers are now a part of human society.

by AYB March 10, 2003

Computerous

A person who is on their computer 24/7. Like you know, studios but in a computer way.

My boy Seth is just so computerous! He can't get away from his computer!

by pseudonymwillappearonlineiknow August 21, 2011

computar

A word used by ralph on the Simpsons

"the computar taste like chicken"

by anon July 24, 2003

Computarted

Knowing, but not exactly knowing what the hell a computer does.
Believing you do, but no, you really just don't.
Or, just not knowing what the hell a computer does, how it works.

Synonyms: Poser.

You're so computarted. No, toast doesn't come from a PCI slot. And no, there aren't any fatherboards.

by MADCOW #Unseen-Visionz December 14, 2003