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Commit Starfall

Suicide.
Source: In the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV a new system was introduced in patch 7.25 in which players can assign actions to their current jobs from phantom jobs in a special zone. One of these actions is called "Predict" for Phantom Oracle, that allows to execute a variety of actions depending of the current prediction, one such action is Starfall which deals over 300k damage to enemies while also causing 90% of max health damage to the user. This action usually kills the user if they're actively receiving damage, hence the killing oneself connection, as using it without shields or damage mitigation is likely to be a suicidal move.

Alternative use: Commit False Prediction. If the user does not activate any actions following the 4 cycled predictions from"Predict", a deadly debuff is applied to the user for 30 seconds, causing 50k damage per second (average max health is below 200k for tanks).
"I don't want to live anymore... I'M GOING TO COMMIT STARFALL!"
"You're so bad at this game, you should uninstall or commit Starfall."
by Langcaster June 14, 2025
mugGet the Commit Starfallmug.

Go commit die

The worst thing to say to someone in roblox because it is the equivalent to go kill yourself.
Some kids figured out how to pass the censoring system by saying go commit die
by anonymous April 22, 2021
mugGet the Go commit diemug.

Commitment Whore

Someone who is desperate for meaningful/long lasting relationships and seeks them out.
Girl 1: “I’m talking to this new guy, I can see it lasting a long time!”
Girl 2: “you think every guy is the one, your such a commitment whore”
by BigBrownChungus March 8, 2025
mugGet the Commitment Whoremug.

committed to the bitch

When you say something mean that you regret but you double down because you can't unsay it.
"I couldn't believe what I had just said, but I threw out another insult for good measure because I was already committed to the bitch."
by Izulkara March 14, 2021
mugGet the committed to the bitchmug.

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