coitus

a type of cheese that goes good with ham sandwiches

i'll take some coitus on my sammich!

by bobthebuilderofchina January 20, 2011

COLITA

Your ass.

A muver la colita!

by Joshiro007 February 17, 2003

comatoasted

Passed out from alcohol or drugs.

I drank too much last night and then I took a xanx. I was comatoasted!

by Teratogen May 26, 2011

comatoast

getting so toast the night before that you are in a coma like state in the morning

Nik: "I didnt get home from the club till 4am, then I smoked a joint and went to sleep. there was no way I was waking up for work at 7am, I was comatoast"

by last-call August 20, 2011

coitus interruptus

The title given to any person with the uncanny knack for accidentally interrupting folks having sex, generally right before they climax. The type of interruption can range from a phone call to a 'surprise' visit and entails multiple 'incidents' over an extended period of time.

Wife: "OHH F&^K... Just like that, baby!"

Kid K, popping up beside of the bed: "HEY GUYS! What are y'all doing? I wanna play, too!"

Husband to Kid K: "Get out of here! No you can't play with us but if you get out, I'll be out there in just a minute!"

Wife: "Crap... Another orgasm foiled by our little 'coitus interruptus'..."

by TaTa Bondage December 16, 2010

cogitate

To cogitate is to think oneself into a state of agitation. From cognition and agitation.

Bob can't ever make a decision. He likes to cogitate so much he has to go meditate to calm down before doing anything else.

by DanDaWriter March 19, 2005

Comitize

The act of putting yourself in a coma
(on purpose)
can be for any period of time

i want to comitize myself

by BasilBread July 3, 2023