closet fetish

when someone claims that they don't have a fetish but show their disgusting fetish to everyone else as entertainment to justify keeping their disgusting material on them at all times

<similar to how gay freshmen can be in the closet about their sexuality and will show pictures of naked men to others calling others gay>

cj: fuck chris thats disgusting why the hell would you keep pictures of tubgirl on your phone and show it to everyone

nick: he has a closet fetish

chris: you know you like it

cj: gross dude go masterbate to that somewhere else

by siejay May 9, 2010

closet monkey

A female who stands in your closet, just waiting to do stuff.

Alex totally got cock-blocked by a closet monkey the other night. He went into his room and then this closet monkey jumps out and he was to cranked to resist the hot makeout session that followed.

by the d00d October 22, 2006

Closet Racist

Someone who harbors a lot of racism inwardly yet doesn't express it outwardly in an attempt to come across as a nice person. Majority of them will say they support Donald Trump because "he tells it like it is", meanwhile they truly relate to his policies of xenophobia.

Mr. VonClownstick: Your brother seems like such a nice guy, I'm surprised he supports Donald Trump.
Mr. Drumpf: He's really a closet racist, I heard him murmuring about how the "Wetbacks" were coming for his job.

by Rwhite84 June 18, 2016

Closet Fairy

A closet fairy is a person who goes around telling random people they are gay. For any comeback, they use the word "gay."

Shut up, you are so gay!
Nah man, you're just a jealous Closet Fairy.
Dude, you are so gay. Who do you think you are?

by Mweiner May 18, 2011

Closet Fuck

When you take your girlfriend from behind while she's bending down to get something from the closet or lower drawer.

So yesterday, my girl was picking up her shoes, and I totally closet fucked her!

by dodddy July 26, 2014

Closet Faggot

Anyone that belongs to a group that can't be spoken of in a public setting, these groups usually only fuck people over.

YES I AM TALKING TO YOUS GUYS!!!

They would have promoted me but I told them I am not and will not be a closet faggot.

by Ragnar Funnies September 5, 2018

Closet mom

A woman who is not upfront about being a mother.

“I went in two dates with this hottie before she dropped the bomb that she has kids.What a closet mom

by Ubbhed September 7, 2019