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Christian

The worst/best friend if you think about it. Sucks ass at basketball.
Bro Christian is so trash.
by a242t4g,mrbmwnkern t November 5, 2019
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Christian

"That Christian is being really mean ".
by Wildguy February 13, 2017
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Christianity

A religion that has gotten a terrible reputation due to conservative imbeciles taking over the religion and committing immoral actions in the name of God. Jesus himself was actually very liberal and wanted to help guide people no matter what race or sex he/she was. So if you wanna shit talk about religion and all it's flaws, don't blame Jesus for it, blame all of the other idiots who use it as a shield to block their immoral actions.
*example of Christianity*
religious imbecile: The pope sexually abused that child as a way for him to get closer to God
Jesus: smfh
by Dubiks January 10, 2019
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Christian

The kind of person that sticks with you through thick and thin, despite some bumps in your friendship because they are always there for you like they promise. One of the funniest people you will ever meet and when they’re gone, you’ll miss them so much that you won’t know what to do because Christian was your support. Christians are sweet, kind, generous, smart, fun, thoughtful, and considerate. Sometimes they’ll say some interesting things that might not exactly be right, but in the end they’ll figure it out for themselves and still manage to be such wonderful people.
by 0____0 November 8, 2018
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Christian

Beautiful, loving, unselfish woman who's badassery is out of this world! Coolest mom with impeccable taste and style.
Christian is so cool, her mom skills are simply badass! #badassery #awsome #tocoolforyou #skills
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christianity

Based on the teachings of Jesus, who went to India during an 18 year gap to learn Buddhism.

The difference between buddhism and christianity is that Jesus preached to fishermen and Buddha, who predates Jesus by a good 500 years, preached to intellectuals.
by Melbear September 16, 2006
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Christian

A faggot who puts girls through hell while dating them.
by Lampy85 March 3, 2009
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