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capyslay

a capybara that slays
a synonym for “slay” but capybara style
“hey i passed all my exams !” “OMG CAPYSLAY!”
by capy October 11, 2022
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The Captain John Morgan

The act of Inserting the index finger into a vagina for pleasure only to leave it there stationary until awkward silence is broken.
It is customary to salute these men when seen with the arm extended and the index finger pointed to the horizon.
Well David finally maned up last night... sort of. He pulled the Captain John Morgan on Suzie. hahahaahha
by KilldozerUnited February 5, 2009
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lice capades

The fun that ensues from your kids and consequent family getting lice.
I'm almost finished washing everything in our house, burning the couch and putting the kids in a plastic bag to isolate the infestation. It's so much fun! Welcome to the lice capades..
by cdafox July 16, 2010
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space captain

A song originally performed by Joe Cocker and covered by bands such as The Black Crows and Herbie Hancock.

OR

The sort of person who makes comments that are wildly off topic or who's behavior indicates that they are paying attention to life only about 1% of the time.
"I just watched the vid of the Black Crows playing 'Space Captain' live in SanFran in 2005 and it was wicked awesome!"

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Person 1: "Did you hear about how Julia caught the microwave on fire by microwaving her food in foil?"

Person 2: "Yeah, she's really space captain."
by Mr. Fosi September 23, 2010
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Pen Cap Chew

Pen Cap Chew was a song written by Kurt Cobain, in 1987, and recorded on January 23, 1988 ( At Reciprocal Studios {prod by Jack Endino}). The song was only partially recorded due to the fact it had the unfortunate luck of being the last song tracked during the session. Despite this, the song is considered by some fans to be still an excellent song and on par with releases in Bleach, the reason it cold not be added being the aforementioned recording issues.

Official lyrics:
oh lesser God, oh loathe me.

oh lesser God, oh loathe me.

oh lesser God, oh loathe me.

oh lesser God, oh oh.

You get, you get, you get, you get to me,

Holy is the time it's such an easy way to go.

You get, you get, you get, you get to be,

Hide the struggle in the skin under a fingernail.

oh lesser God, oh loathe me, oh lesser God, oh lonely.

oh lesser God, oh loathe me, oh lesser God, YOU'RE LONELY.

Waste your time by saving worthless gullibles,

Kill a politician and then wear his clothes.

This decade is the age of re-hashing,

Protest and then go to jail for tresspassing.

To me it's home... go... home... go...

From Kurt Cobain's Journals, the missing verse can be found which was cut from the recording, and presumably it would have been part of the recording had the band had enough of the reel left.

Can you see the reason for my entropy?

Is there something wrong without society?

Has your concience got to you for building?
Is that you noticing you eat your pens?

Go... home... (x4)
Pen Cap Chew is a Nirvana song.
by annorexorcist July 19, 2019
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no caparoni and cheese

An Atlanta way of saying “no cap”. It can also be used instead of saying “cap”.
John: Your girl wants me.
Eric: Caparoni and cheese
John: No caparoni and cheese. She just texted me
by keepingitlitall2019 August 19, 2019
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Rapist Capeist

In the videogame Sea of Thieves there is an island called "Rapier Cay", which for SoT players is widely known as "Rapist Capeist". Because of the size of the island most players tend to just drive their ships right over the middle of the island, whilst taking minor hits to the hull.
Arrthur: "Oh, I think I spotted Rapist Capeist, let's drive right over it."
Jarrshua: "Yeah great idea, we still need to burn our 217 planks from that fortress!"
by honkadorer69 July 4, 2022
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