Body building is pageantry

Is useless in the real world..why? Well you puff yourself up like pigeon looking to mate but can’t perform in the real world with those “muscles”..

Example; on arm or chest day w’e, you bench 350-400 Lbs. In essence you build yourself up like “Hercules” portrayed in various modern movies but you can't preform like him.. you’re not lift boulders or slaying a treacherous hydra or defeating a massive lion..

Your like SpongeBob with his inflatable arms lol.. The body of a Ferrari sports car but no engine, Frame, wheels etc..
Ah the gym is filled with “bodybuilders” hogging the machines.. it’s useless to get that puffed, no fluidity in their movements lol it’s aesthetic.. “body building is pageantry” . Pure theatrics
by DEZtheDECIMATOR June 04, 2022
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build a boat for treasure

A currency used for sliding an entire yacht boat up a pussy (Very Dangerous, Might be transmittable)
hey bro wanna play build a boat for treasure on roblox?

WHAT THE FUCK
by MeezyPlayz February 10, 2024
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Build

A human being capable of not judging people and is over reactant to small mature content
by Boostance January 11, 2025
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Freak Build

A small short petite person
Damn shes got a freak build
Ikr shes so small
by douglasjohnson September 18, 2023
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jeep building syndrome

jeep building syndrome is a very sad one, its when you build jeeps every few seconds without consent :(
Ah shit not again! i made another one... i think i have jeep building syndrome
by some stupid guy September 05, 2023
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Build-a-bitch

Like build a bear but for bitches
Guy: Already done told you! It’s a build-a-bitch workshop! Build a better bitch!

Smalls: thought it was a hoedown?

Guy: Who the fuvk invited this guy?
by Succulent-Yes June 24, 2024
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Quarantine Build

It’s like the sleeper build (where you are skinny until you flex your big muscles), but you only workout your right arm.
Your Crush: Damn, he looks like he m*sturbated 24/7 during quarantine!
Her Bestie: That’s a 🥵 quarantine build
by SharkPlayz SDF September 15, 2023
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