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Brucey by saucey ting January 18, 2018

bruce shaffer 

Bruce Shaffer is a handsome big guy he is really tall and strong. He loves to play video games and basketball. He has brown eyes and brown hair

Bruce Lees 

Erect Nipples. A play on Bruce Lee being a "hard Nip". Probably first used in the Viz magazine's Roger's Profanisaurus.
It was such a cold day I could see Carla's Bruce Lees through her blouse.
Bruce Lees by Alexmate November 9, 2018

brucehawk 

The worlds biggest simp
Did you know that Brucehawk tried to simp for my mom!!
brucehawk by Purple alien May 15, 2020
When a team sits back, does absolutely fuck for 90 minutes with 30% possesion hoping to see if hoofing it can fluke a goal.
The Brentford game was a classic example if Bruceball, shocking.
Bruceball by BigManJeeb December 22, 2020

Bruce Wane 

When you don't know how to spell Batman's name.
You: types Bruce Wane in Urban Dictionary
This: pops up
You: Yay, I'm gonna click on this
Random Narrator: It was actually spelled Bruce Wayne.
You: WHO TF SAID THAT?!