bradenton

tiny city located on the west coast of america's wang. if you are old you are here to die, if you are young you tell people you live in sarasota.

"I heard everything in Bradenton smells weird!"

by blairr August 12, 2006

british broadcasting corporation

the British version of bbc

"you want some bbc"
"British broadcasting corporation?"

by Yaboi:3 November 17, 2022

Brad Pitt Shower

When you don't have enough time to take a regular shower so you use baby wipes to clean your body. Made popular by Brad Pitt that stated when he gets sweaty, he rubs baby wipes under his armpits.

I didn't have time to shower after the gym so I took a Brad Pitt Shower.

by joolee September 23, 2012

Brad Break

To engage in the habitual abuse of marijuana because you're too much of a midget headed cookie cutter to face life like a sober freak.

The mail prick has been abusing his Brad Break privileges lately on the public's dime while claiming all of his wages come from stamp sales.

by I'm a hard cummer. Fuck you, b July 18, 2019

Brad Keselowski

A literal god among the human race, the 2010 NASCAR Xfinity series Champion, 2012 NASCAR Cup Series Champion, 39 time Xfinity series winner, 34 time Cup Series winner, Southern 500, CocaCola 600, Brickyard 400 winner. KAM Solutions CEO. Unfortunately he has been repeatedly been denied a Daytona 500 victory. His acheles heel.

Person one: Hey did you see how Brad Keselowski contended for the win yesterday?
Person Two: I sure have, afterall he is a literal god

by WATAMATE February 15, 2021

Brad Smith

Biggest DB on the planet

That DB Brad Smith is the worst

by SoupTheKid February 8, 2022

The Braden Evasion

Created by Braden the Braden Evasion is when u signal one way and turn the opposite way.

There is no record of this maneuver ever being successful

Oh no! We are being followed. You should try pull out The Braden Evasion we might lose them.

by Braden Desrochers November 22, 2007