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A place for illiterate morons to talk about their life that _nobody_ cares about. I think its really about how annoying you can make the looping background music. Or could it be about how many alert boxes you can fit in to one site? Oh Oh I know, it's about the overlapping text nobody can read. Wait...or could it be the ugly color schemes that they didn't even make. No it's really about how badly you can spell, and how much you can copy everyone elses.

Xanaga was made by the FBI to catch kids posting pics of them drinking, and smoking at parties. JK :P
Blogs usually consists of:
lol HAY GUYZ i kepen it krunk rofl
or:
hey pimps and hoes well wut is new...me nuthin much but here is my weekend
or:
LEVE COMANTS PLZ!!!!!!!1111111one1
by RubMe3Times October 8, 2005
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blogfuck

when a blog entry refers to several other blogging individuals, often in the act of reminiscing about shared escapades the night before.
"Last night I met LiveJournal Jimmy and we had drinks with the totally awesome girl who does that Xanga site with the cats. Then we met a bunch of other bloggers, including Bloggy Bob, and got drunk."
by jonnygolightly April 26, 2004
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blogsecution

Severance of services due to exposure of internal secrets information or disclosures on a public website, by an employee in contravention of the terms of their employment and confidentiality agreements.
He exposed some internal inadequacies in the controls of the business in his blog (weblog) and was a victim of blogsecution.
by Clinton Jones December 28, 2004
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bloast

Homie I,m gonna bloast him up
by Marc June 5, 2004
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blog

n., a rare opportunity to broadcast ones views to the entire world while remaining virtually certain that nobody is listening.
Writing a blog is somewhat like keeping a handwritten diary. It’s just that with diaries, the even the most hopeful author does not daydream or imagine that millions of people are anxiously reading his every word.*

*Except in of course in cases of extreme paranoia.

source: http://tinyurl.com/yaojes
by corkinthewater November 6, 2008
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blogazine

A online magazine/blog with thoughts and opinions that are researched unlike blogs.
I read the blogazine online blog magazine at www.iProphesy.org everyday.
by Zachary Gudelunas January 15, 2008
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Sponge blog Square eyes

A dumb ass who sux like a sponge & uses the internet just for chatting & blogging and spends hours a day doing that.
1) A looser with a myspace account, chatting on msn while he or she meets new people in some chatroom.

2)anyone with a blog & friends they havn't even met in real life.

3)"My cuz is such a sponge blog square eyes. she dosent even like sponge bob square pants"
by Szymn. M August 4, 2006
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