Bling

A fat sibling that annoys the shit outta u

Freaking bling

by Heckbolt June 16, 2022

Bling

Something signifying glamour and status. Think Venga Boys

It’s not tat, Nessa. It’s bling

by Lordifan October 28, 2021

bling

Uselessly large amount of jewellery and/or other items of higher marginal utility worn or displayed by an individual. Commonly refers to necklaces (of gold), watches, rings, earrings or decorations on clothes or items (smartphone case decorated with diamonds, etcetera) but it may also refer to expensive clothing of a prestigious brand or other, unspecified, things. Generally considered "cool" among common cityfolk.

According to Carl Jung's mental processes theory, the process that seeks bling the most is Extroverted Sensing.

Dumbfuck: "Look at all that bling! So fucking cool!"
Smartass intellectual: "Oh no, another simpleton..."

by idksogtfo June 28, 2017

ride bling

Ride bling refers to the trophies granted when achieving personal records, top n times, or King of the Mountain on segments in Strava.

Dude, you hammered that century on Sunday, so much ride bling!

by PhatBoyG May 22, 2016

bling

crystal form of speed, highly addictive stimulant infamously known ask crystal meth; methamphetamine.

David made it a routine to pick up bling at dusk.

by ORIGINALinspired June 21, 2024

bling

Ice/Meth

let's get 2 points of bling

by toey July 28, 2023

Dead Man’s Bling

Jewelry one would get because of the death of a family member

Yo check out my new dead man’s bling I got from my grandpa

by Dmiester3007 March 14, 2018