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gastro blast

When you have such a huge fart that you shit in your pants and it blasts in your boxers.
Jimmy laughed so hard that he had a gastro blast.
by ryan paul May 3, 2006
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blast a dookie

To excrete a large amount of defecation in a short period of time.
After running for an hour, I had to blast a dookie that was going to shatter the toilet.
by Matt Berlin September 2, 2003
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Bear Blasting

The act of grabbing someone's hips and then then pushing your head into their chest, causing them usually to collapse backwards. Also makes it very difficult for the other person to breath.

Originally used on the film Powerthirst as an extreme sport involving shooting bear heads out of your crotch.
Person 1: Dude your chest is all bruised!
Person 2: I know, I got Bear Blasted.
Person 1: Haha, Bear Blasting is funny
by Cracka Jak December 15, 2007
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Butt Blast

When my bro got locked up in the joint, he got butt blasted the first night.
by Roger Beep November 5, 2003
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ass blast

I was riding the toilet with major ass blast.
by Anonymous April 24, 2003
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Tango Blast

A small up incoming prison gang in texas. it originated in Houston but is extending into other cities in texas such as Dallas and Austin. The gangs symbol is a star and do not see themselves as a gang but a family.
When my cuzin went to jail he would tell me about a gang in there that called themselves tango blast..
by down south reppin January 13, 2008
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pussy blast

When out of nowhere someone or your self hits you so hard in the pussy that you cum everywhere

-happens a lot to Young girls when fingering or fisting there selfs to hard in there tiny tight pussy's
"I did not see that pussy blast now I got cum everywhere and the cum has leaked in to my ass"
by shovel breaker January 23, 2017
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