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by CURTIS JACKSON April 30, 2004

Blago

A very painful growth on one's posterior, either a cyst or an std-related infection; sometimes used to refer to discomfort that arises from too much anal intercourse. Named in honor of Gov Rod Blagojevich.

"My girlfriend claims I gave her a blago and refuses to ride on my cycle..."
"Dude, my tailbone has this blago so I had to stand in the back during the movie"

by metanoia2k December 30, 2008

Blagojeviched

When you are accused of something that you've done wrong and want to deny the accusation that is obviously true. Like when Senator Rod Blagojevich was accused of attempting to sell the Senate seat after Barack Obama became president. If you were framed for something that you obviously did.

Man, in that last meeting, I was totally blagojeviched by Jim. I don't know why he was blaming me for the lose of inventory.

by JarredD January 30, 2009

Blago

(Adj) used to describe a woman who requires expensive dinners, lavish gifts, VIP treatment, in order to date her. She isn’t looking for a traditional relationship; she knows that men want her. She’s obsessed with this power and is often seen strutting through a club, looking for "ballers" in order to get the highest bidder- PAY TO PLAY.

Man, that girl is “blago.” She won’t date you unless you have a BMW M6, buy her Prada and pay her bills.

The club is full of “blago” girls.

by unk suspect February 21, 2009

Blangst

A feeling of anxiety or depression regarding the state of one's personal blog.

I've been suffering from severe blangst since my friend told me that my blog is lame.

by Jesseeb September 22, 2010

Blang

An exciting as fuck night where you get head, and then get laid.
Not to be confused with that gay ass gold shit faggots with little dicks wear to compensate for insecurities.

Me: Last night was fucking great
You: Why?
Me: I got the best blang of my life

by aaronsafaggot March 11, 2011

Blangy

upper middle-class white female attempting to be black.

"check out the ass on that blangy"

by P.E.A.C.H. April 26, 2009