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Birthday Slice

An unusually small slice, or portion, of food. In reference to the amount of slices a pizza is cut into when served at a birthday party.
I'm not too hungry, can you just get me a birthday slice?
by icetubes April 3, 2010
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birther

someone who believes that someone with black skin can't possibly be a real american, and thus cannot legally serve as president.
I'm a proud birther: I think everybody whose skin is darker than mine should be deported... or forced to work in the service industry for other whites like myself.
by thededine September 8, 2009
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forced-birther

1: Someone who believes that abortion is wrong to the extent that they wish to ban abortions for everyone, thus forcing women who have been raped, had birth control fail, have a life-threatening pregnancy, or have a terminally defective fetus to carry their feti to term. Also known by the alternate term 'anti-choice' and the more innocent-sounding 'pro-life'.
2: Someone who believes that the rights of an undifferentiated blob of cells that is nowhere near recognizable as human (or anything else, for that matter) has rights that far surpass, in both importance and magnitude, those of the fully formed, living, breathing, thinking individual whom the cells have parasitized.
Note: some forced-birthers even go so far as to bomb abortion clinics in an attempt to kill abortion-performing doctors. Ironically, they do this because they feel that life is so damned sacred. (See also: hypocrite)
Forced-birthers would set a far better example if they stopped screeching at all the pro-choicers and adopted some of the unwanted children who wound up in orphanages because they changed the minds of the women who got pregnant with them.
by Child Hatter May 8, 2003
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Bertha Slap

The act of a larger women slapping your dick with her tits
damn dude i heard you got bertha slapped yesterday
by Yeahhhh Biiiidddddd November 21, 2010
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Birther

A natural-born citizen who, by coincidence, happens to be a natural-born racist, natural-born moron, and a natural-born asshole.
Randy: Hey, Billy-Bob, did you know Barrack Obama is not eligible to be President?

Billy-Bob: Yeah sure do... so when you and yer sister gettin married?

Randy: Soon as my pa's done with her. He's a birther.
by Stonysam May 20, 2011
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birthday

Anniversay of one's birth.
On my birthday my boss took a bouquet of red roses and he hit me over the with it, lol.
by Saints November 2, 2003
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birther

Dull witted racist. Most are victims of sexual assault by several of their parents, step-parents and moms boyfriends, but have suppressed the memories.
A: Why does Johnny get in fights at school so often?

B: Who knows?

A: I think he's a Birther.
by Shut Up Morans May 21, 2011
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